Rental Laws

[Toms306]

How do you know? They might be into that!

My tank is one of the leakers though, it does need doing unfortunately.

[bashbarnard]

Just to weigh in on people entering homes and stuff when i rented. We had a handy man called clive. Met him after he had already been in the house to do a few things. Used to leave kettle tea and mugs and what not out for him. Got to know him used to borrow my ramps for his van. Didn't care when he let himself in. But then again i live in an area that if you leave your front door open. As i walk through open nothing would ever happen. Used to leave my keys in the car at last place. Lol

[Toms306]

As you know, I come from the Ghetto though, rough village where the mandem were out get anyone that dissed their hood...

I just don't trust anyone tbf, guess that's me though.

On another note, think the date was wrong as there's a heating van outside today (just one guy in a transit...to do 40 tanks in a week!?). Unfortunately just seeing the van triggered panic which triggered IBS, been in the loo nearly an hour. He's gone into the other block anyway now. Urgh.

[Toms306]

*Update*

Still no reply from the letting agent so I've just asked the plumber directly.

He's not changing the tank at all, just servicing it, says it takes an hour or two at most. And has said mine can be next today.

So as well as the wrong start date the agent has got completely the wrong service as well...

[1616six]

I love your tag line! Only just seen it. Awesome.

[Toms306]

It's only just changed.

Unfortunately I haven't been paid any benefits, scrounging is harder than it looks, feel for the people in Jaywick!

[Matt-Rallye]

I always just leave the kettle full of water, pack of foxes / hobnobs and milk on the side with a note on the door apologising for the state of the place

The maintenance guys once left a brilliant reply too my note which made it all worthwhile

[procta]

I always just leave the kettle full of water, pack of foxes / hobnobs and milk on the side with a note on the door apologising for the state of the place

The maintenance guys once left a brilliant reply too my note which made it all worthwhile

matt tom is far to tight to do anything like that

[bashbarnard]

I always just leave the kettle full of water, pack of foxes / hobnobs and milk on the side with a note on the door apologising for the state of the place



The maintenance guys once left a brilliant reply too my note which made it all worthwhile

What did he write back. "i rubed my knob and 2 door handles guess which, im dairy intolerant you arsehole"?

[Toms306]

^ Poor bugger might have had an issue with the gluten in the biscuits also... Obviously you guys all go round the door handles with an anti-bac wipe after anyone's been round as well though, right...


I don't need to apologise for the state of the place, I feel bad for making it too clean, genuinely leave some crumbs on the side and the TV remote at a wonky angle when anyone comes over so people don't think I'm some sort of clean freak... Doesn't work though, the last lady that came in specifically asked if I had OCD as I have the cleanest flat...


Anyway, it's been done, he didn't ask for any food or drink, and the leak and pressure issue (some of you may remember the earlier thread) seems to be sorted.

[procta]

you mean to tell me you never offered the lad a brew tom?

[Toms306]

I've already told you I don't own a kettle...

[Matt-Rallye]

I always just leave the kettle full of water, pack of foxes / hobnobs and milk on the side with a note on the door apologising for the state of the place



The maintenance guys once left a brilliant reply too my note which made it all worthwhile

What did he write back. "i rubed my knob and 2 door handles guess which, im dairy intolerant you arsehole"?

I had a disco ball and some mirrors up in the front room (dont ask) so they said cheers for the cuppa's and that they loved the shag pad style front room also drew some stick men having a sword fight. Lads

[procta]

I've already told you I don't own a kettle...

you could have borrowed one or bought a cheap one, and the returned it

[Toms306]

Lol, could've done. But I didn't.

[procta]

Lol, could've done.  But I didn't.

shame as most people do that anyway!

[silverzx]

Want them in and out asap anyway, not wasting time with drink or chat, they wont want to hang around if their presence causes an IBS attack anyway.

Pure troll.

[Mattcheese31]

I love your tag line! Only just seen it. Awesome.

what tag line?

[1616six]

I love your tag line! Only just seen it. Awesome.

what tag line?

Mine is shit, make me a new one.

[bigcheez2k3]

I love your tag line! Only just seen it. Awesome.

what tag line?

Mine is shit, make me a new one.

They could make it a lot worse...

[bashbarnard]

Tag line. Am i missing something??

[bigcheez2k3]

Tag line. Am i missing something??

The line under your username. Ours both say "Living for the 306" I think which are the standard ones. Some have custom taglines.

[Toms306]

I love your tag line! Only just seen it. Awesome.

what tag line?

Mine is shit, make me a new one.

They could make it a lot worse...

True...you could be part of Matt's club...

[bashbarnard]

Ah team pussy. I want a custom one.

[Niall]

ALl I'm going to suggest is don't ask for a custom tag line because full abuse rights will be granted to any of the mods who fancy doing one.
You have to earn a tag line. It takes years of hard work, dedication, blood, shit, sweat and tears to earn a tag line!!
Or like Connor, you could just go and knock someone out...

[Mattcheese31]

I love your tag line! Only just seen it. Awesome.

what tag line?

Mine is shit, make me a new one.

how dare you, it's amazing, perfect for you and you know I did it lol

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I was gifted that line by Dum Dum back when he was a mod, I can change it myself but I think it goes against the ethic so I won't touch it

[bashbarnard]

Lol. Ive only just realised how many tag lines this forum has. Usually come on here via tapashit so dont see them. Ill clearly have to try harder as im probably not gonna knock anyone out anytime soon.

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Edit. Apparently ive seen i like good head.........

[Mattcheese31]

Lol. Ive only just realised how many tag lines this forum has. Usually come on here via tapashit so dont see them. Ill clearly have to try harder as im probably not gonna knock anyone out anytime soon.

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Edit. Apparently ive seen i like good head.........

made sense to me lol, shame you haven't got one

[Matt-Rallye]

I love the taglines think ive had a few different ones now but i like this one

[Kezzieboy]

I can't remember what mine is at the moment, I think I have a custom location too....just posting this to check



EDIT: ahhh yes, I remember! I used to have "Location: On a soap box" lol