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#61
18-12-2012, 09:47 PM
Well if it is someone's mom off here youre about to meet me in half an hour cos I'm on my way over to see you're mom Big Grin Big Grin
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18-12-2012, 10:08 PM
Get in there mate Smile
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18-12-2012, 10:09 PM
Since when were you American..?
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18-12-2012, 10:15 PM
This^^

Also, *your
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18-12-2012, 10:27 PM
I hope she beats the american out of you...
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18-12-2012, 10:34 PM
(18-12-2012, 10:27 PM)Ed Doe Wrote: I hope she beats the american out of you...

you know, im constantly going to purposely mix up your and you're just to piss you off. Cos im just a top bloke like that Smile
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#67
18-12-2012, 10:36 PM
but Niall, you do that anyway, without trying!

(and i mean both piss off Ed and mix up "your" and "you're")
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#68
19-12-2012, 12:48 AM
I see the spelling and grammar police are out in force again tonight.
Ok, so I made a couple of mistakes whoopie bloody doo!!
I was trying to get ready to go out at the same time as typing the message, which might I add is no easy task when one of your hands is bandaged up.
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19-12-2012, 05:14 AM
Ok so at 10.47 you said you was going over in half a hour...
And at 2am your back on here messaging...
Couldn't of gone that well! You should still be in her bed!!!
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19-12-2012, 08:02 AM
Depends what sort of lady she is Kent... She may have other clientele due.....money on the table and all that.....
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#71
19-12-2012, 08:18 AM
Or Andy knows his shit - get in, get laid and get out. Got to set a precedent with these things, can't have them expecting cuddles or gay shit like that for the rest of the relationship.
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19-12-2012, 08:27 AM
wham, bam, thankyou mam il wipe it on the rug on the way out
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19-12-2012, 08:42 AM
Back at 2am? Just the once, seriously? Keep going over and over till your dick bleeds.
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19-12-2012, 09:27 AM
(19-12-2012, 08:18 AM)Poodle Wrote: Or Andy knows his shit - get in, get laid and get out. Got to set a precedent with these things, can't have them expecting cuddles or gay shit like that for the rest of the relationship.

Gay shit? I thought what we had was special man.
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19-12-2012, 09:46 AM
(19-12-2012, 08:02 AM)Ed Doe Wrote: Depends what sort of lady she is Kent... She may have other clientele due.....money on the table and all that.....

Yes but as matt says get your monies worth! Give her a good going over a few times not just the once Big Grin
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19-12-2012, 09:48 AM
(19-12-2012, 09:46 AM)kentiiboii Wrote:
(19-12-2012, 08:02 AM)Ed Doe Wrote: Depends what sort of lady she is Kent... She may have other clientele due.....money on the table and all that.....

Yes but as matt says get your monies worth! Give her a good going over a few times not just the once Big Grin

Old age might mean he can't....... Big Grin
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19-12-2012, 12:00 PM
(19-12-2012, 09:48 AM)Niall Wrote:
(19-12-2012, 09:46 AM)kentiiboii Wrote:
(19-12-2012, 08:02 AM)Ed Doe Wrote: Depends what sort of lady she is Kent... She may have other clientele due.....money on the table and all that.....

Yes but as matt says get your monies worth! Give her a good going over a few times not just the once Big Grin

Old age might mean he can't....... Big Grin

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#78
19-12-2012, 01:06 PM
Guys - you only need to do it once if you do it properly and all I'll say is a gentleman never tells but..................
SCREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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19-12-2012, 01:15 PM
Hahahaha fair play mate pics or GTFO :p



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19-12-2012, 01:21 PM
(19-12-2012, 01:15 PM)spike2002 Wrote: Hahahaha fair play mate pics or GTFO :p

I never thought about it tbh - mind was elsewhere lol
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19-12-2012, 01:28 PM
Screamer? Don't they all scream when forcing it in?
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19-12-2012, 01:34 PM
So when's the next visit? Lol



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#83
19-12-2012, 02:55 PM
What's the difference between Jam and Jelly?
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You can't jelly your cock down a woman's throat......


Repeat performance soon once I've bought the neighbours ear defenders lol
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19-12-2012, 03:21 PM
(19-12-2012, 02:55 PM)ash240970 Wrote: What's the difference between Jam and Jelly?
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You can't jelly your cock down a woman's throat......


Repeat performance soon once I've bought the neighbours ear defenders lol

Difference between jam and marmalade?

Can't marmalade my cock up her arse.
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19-12-2012, 04:06 PM
At least one of them gets you marmalaid............. I'll close the door on the way out
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19-12-2012, 04:31 PM
I can't un-read this thread Puke
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19-12-2012, 08:02 PM
(19-12-2012, 04:31 PM)Kimmie Wrote: I can't un-read this thread Puke

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#88
19-12-2012, 09:11 PM
yeah, even I'm a little grossed out by this thread. maybe it's all the heterosexual sex.

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20-12-2012, 01:58 PM
You'd hardly think this is a car enthusiast forum.
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20-12-2012, 03:56 PM (This post was last modified: 20-12-2012, 03:57 PM by ash240970.)
(20-12-2012, 01:58 PM)silverzx Wrote: You'd hardly think this is a car enthusiast forum.

I'd like to point out that people have been having sex in, on and against cars for years.
Furthermore the automotive industry have been using sexual imagery to promote sales of not only cars but accessories as well.
The porn industry have made that many films about mechanics servicing female clients and the majority of the banter on this site is usually sexually orientated, so based on the above I find your argument irrelevant.
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