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Ok so a couple of weeks ago this woman on fb sent me a friend request so I checked her mutual friends first and noticed that they were both ex's of mine from many yrs ago that I'm just friends with now (well I had to check to make sure none of you lot were trolling me lol)
So yesterday afternoon 14:45 I realised she had poked me on Facebook so I poked her back and she pokes me again so I said my sides are hurting now just stop poking me and chat lol and its now over 12 hrs and we've been messaging all the time - do you think it's wrong if I ask her if she'll put it up my ass yet?
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Nope.. You don't even need to ask...
Anyone that "pokes on Facebook" takes it up the shitter... Fact.
You included. 
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(18-12-2012, 03:52 AM)Jake Wrote: Nope.. You don't even need to ask...
Anyone that "pokes on Facebook" takes it up the shitter... Fact.
You included.
so thats why you kept poking me 
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Jake I strongly disagree I've had my ass medically and surgically interfered with and I'm telling you now it only works one way or someone gets a 20 stone kicking
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(18-12-2012, 03:57 AM)ash240970 Wrote: Jake I strongly disagree I've had my ass medically and surgically interfered with and I'm telling you now it only works one way or someone gets a 20 stone kicking
It's a date x
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(18-12-2012, 03:57 AM)ash240970 Wrote: Jake I strongly disagree I've had my ass medically and surgically interfered with
I sympathise with you there dude. I remember when I was 10 because of my bowel problems and IBS I had to be "Examined" or what I now refer to as "Being raped by a doctor"...Thing is he didn't even say when it was going in just made me look at the nurse and pull my knees up towards my chin. Was walking like John Wayne for months as the c*nt was about 30 stone and had fingers like a f*cking gorilla's.
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Inked mate at least you've only had the medical intervention - I've had the full surgical 
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(18-12-2012, 08:18 AM)ash240970 Wrote: Inked mate at least you've only had the medical intervention - I've had the full surgical
owww not the full sanisnake job!
i had that done i was putout and still disliked it
god only knows why blokes turn gay!
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Cully - I had a Hemorrhoidectomy and it was the worst thing that's ever happened in my life - I'd rather break my ankle again in fact both my ankles and my wrists
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Soo... Ash, you asked her the big question yet...? You know.... the one in the last sentence of your OP....?
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Did she start oiling up her tits? Because that's what happened to me on Facebook last night...didn't take me long to get round there 
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Nah - she's at work at the moment Ed lol will wait till later but we spent 13 &. 1/2 hrs messaging each other yesterday and into the early hours of this morning
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You should definitely ask her. I'd say 10 hours is an appropriate time to ask that kind of question. You should just copy and paste your question from your first post as I think you worded it perfectly.
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As I said mate you have nothing to lose go for it
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Well on topic of things is ass's I did a butt chug once for major lols (if your wonderig what it is watch jackass) and I can agree its not cool andy!!
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Booze through a pipe and funnel up your sphincter ain't it ash? Sposed to get you pist real quick lol
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You can ask her to do that to you a lot sooner than your first question, that's a '4 hours in' kinda question.
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Andy you need to ask ASAP before you get friend zoned. Seeing as we are all caring individuals, please ensure you put her reply on here.
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(18-12-2012, 11:58 AM)ash240970 Wrote: Booze through a pipe and funnel up your sphincter ain't it ash? Sposed to get you pist real quick lol
Nail on the head! All It did for me was make me shit froth though 
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I do not want to get old any more.
It seems all the pensioners in this thread have been buttfucked by a doctor at some stage in their life. I'm not samsass, I'm not up for this.
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Samass isn't a pensioner and doesn't get it done by the doctor lol.
And yes I have asked her in a jokey kind of way lol
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I'm no pensioner! I just thought it was funny and I'll let you in on a secret! Its only funny for the people not doing it
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Well guys the answer is no the plus side is she says she swallows
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