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18-12-2012, 01:07 PM
So how old is she*?



*How old does she say she is.....?
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18-12-2012, 01:10 PM
(18-12-2012, 01:07 PM)Ed Doe Wrote: So how old is she*?



*How old does she say she is.....?

12

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18-12-2012, 01:10 PM
(18-12-2012, 12:51 PM)ash240970 Wrote: Well guys the answer is no Sad the plus side is she says she swallows Smile

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18-12-2012, 01:12 PM
(18-12-2012, 01:10 PM)Ben Jay Wrote:
(18-12-2012, 12:51 PM)ash240970 Wrote: Well guys the answer is no Sad the plus side is she says she swallows Smile

Lad.

Does she take it up the bum? Now that is the question!

Ben you've answered your own question in that quote!
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#35
18-12-2012, 01:15 PM
Ed she's 32 so 9 yrs younger than me Smile
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18-12-2012, 01:55 PM
Oh and even better news 38G
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18-12-2012, 02:08 PM
Let's recap, 32 Makeup, no to back door activities Sad , 38Gs and swallows Big Grin. All sounds good Inlove

I'm guessing her name was Burt a few months ago! Doh
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18-12-2012, 02:40 PM
(18-12-2012, 01:10 PM)Ben Jay Wrote:
(18-12-2012, 12:51 PM)ash240970 Wrote: Well guys the answer is no Sad the plus side is she says she swallows Smile

Lad.

Does she take it up the bum? Now that is the question!

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You Goon. Read the OP and then read your comment. Then facedesk yourself.
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18-12-2012, 02:55 PM (This post was last modified: 18-12-2012, 02:56 PM by Ben Jay.)
(18-12-2012, 02:40 PM)Ed Doe Wrote:
(18-12-2012, 01:10 PM)Ben Jay Wrote:
(18-12-2012, 12:51 PM)ash240970 Wrote: Well guys the answer is no Sad the plus side is she says she swallows Smile

Lad.

Does she take it up the bum? Now that is the question!

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been too busy to read all thread. all i saw was that she swallows!
You Goon. Read the OP and then read your comment. Then facedesk yourself.
(18-12-2012, 02:40 PM)Ed Doe Wrote:
(18-12-2012, 01:10 PM)Ben Jay Wrote:
(18-12-2012, 12:51 PM)ash240970 Wrote: Well guys the answer is no Sad the plus side is she says she swallows Smile

Lad.

Does she take it up the bum? Now that is the question!

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You Goon. Read the OP and then read your comment. Then facedesk yourself.

been too busy to read all thread. all i saw was that she swallows!
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18-12-2012, 03:07 PM
(18-12-2012, 02:55 PM)Ben Jay Wrote: too busy to read all thread. all i saw was that she swallows!

So hold on you read the sentence backwards? Cause that's the most implausible excuse ever otherwise...!
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#41
18-12-2012, 03:08 PM
i just wanted to join in the fun with out knowing whats going on... Sad
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18-12-2012, 03:39 PM
Ben Jay after my status on fb yesterday providing you never mention it on here I'll forgive you for the above lol
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#43
18-12-2012, 03:40 PM
Tongue haha forgot about that!
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#44
18-12-2012, 03:42 PM
(18-12-2012, 03:34 AM)ash240970 Wrote: do you think it's wrong if I ask her if she'll put it up my ass yet?

Do it Tucker Max stylee, half a tube of Astroglide and a friend hiding in the wardrobe with a video camera. FTW.
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18-12-2012, 03:48 PM
I have absolutely no idea who Tucker Max is and certainly no inclination to find out thanks.
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#46
18-12-2012, 03:53 PM
You're missing out.

Bet you're gutted she wasn't going to give you bumfun like you hoped, maybe samass will oblige?
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#47
18-12-2012, 03:56 PM
Someone must, he sounds desperate, maybe him and inkedmuttley can join forces and sort each other out?

Ash providing the cuddles if IM provides the bumfun?
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18-12-2012, 04:06 PM
(18-12-2012, 03:42 PM)cwspellowe Wrote:
(18-12-2012, 03:34 AM)ash240970 Wrote: do you think it's wrong if I ask her if she'll put it up my ass yet?

Do it Tucker Max stylee, half a tube of Astroglide and a friend hiding in the wardrobe with a video camera. FTW.

f*cking LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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18-12-2012, 04:21 PM
(18-12-2012, 04:06 PM)Ben Jay Wrote:
(18-12-2012, 03:42 PM)cwspellowe Wrote:
(18-12-2012, 03:34 AM)ash240970 Wrote: do you think it's wrong if I ask her if she'll put it up my ass yet?

Do it Tucker Max stylee, half a tube of Astroglide and a friend hiding in the wardrobe with a video camera. FTW.

f*cking LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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18-12-2012, 05:13 PM
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18-12-2012, 05:23 PM
(18-12-2012, 02:08 PM)Smiley69 Wrote: I'm guessing her name was Burt a few months ago! Doh

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18-12-2012, 07:50 PM
(18-12-2012, 01:55 PM)ash240970 Wrote: Oh and even better news 38G

Pics!
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18-12-2012, 08:14 PM
(18-12-2012, 03:39 PM)ash240970 Wrote: Ben Jay after my status on fb yesterday providing you never mention it on here I'll forgive you for the above lol

I did wonder what that was all about Confused



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18-12-2012, 08:18 PM
(18-12-2012, 08:14 PM)spike2002 Wrote:
(18-12-2012, 03:39 PM)ash240970 Wrote: Ben Jay after my status on fb yesterday providing you never mention it on here I'll forgive you for the above lol

I did wonder what that was all about Confused

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#55
18-12-2012, 08:19 PM
cant believe that this mandatory requirement has not yet been fulfilled

Might have to make some forum rules after all




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18-12-2012, 08:22 PM (This post was last modified: 18-12-2012, 08:25 PM by spike2002.)
I have seen pics and can confirm she isn't bad at all Wink
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#57
18-12-2012, 08:28 PM
It's Fulfilled. Learn to spell. Just sayin'
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18-12-2012, 08:36 PM (This post was last modified: 20-12-2012, 03:37 PM by ash240970.)
Sorry guys - been told to remove them
There you go for all you that want pics

Spike yeah thanks, I've probably had that coming for all the times I've took the p1ss out of you but hey I ain't bitter lol
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#59
18-12-2012, 09:06 PM
F*ck! Get lost in those and you'd need a map to get back out! And she swallows you say?

You owe it to mankind to hit that.
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18-12-2012, 09:27 PM
Funny if that was someones mum off of here lol
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