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		Mainly a race car driver, occasionally a douche!
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Ha ha always like a race driver for me then, plus I got nowhere else to rest my arms anyways
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Always a douch, unless on the motorway, then I'm a racecar driver haha
	 
	
	
 
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		I don't.....     I like the adrenaline rush when the car veers off suddenly................
 
But seriously, I never have both hands on the wheel lol...was always told about that while learning and it still hasn't made a difference lol...especially now I have an armrest!   
Usually I'm a right handed racedriver.......but when I had a 4 spoke used to hold between the bottom spokes...theres no name for that though....
	  
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Farmer but on the other side with my elbow on the top of the door card.
	 
	
	
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		Race driver normally sometimes douchebag
	 
	
	
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		Farmer, but on the other side...it should be on the right....You hold it there, and lean your elbow on the doorcard...standard lazy farmer issue... 
 
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		Im guess its american/left hand drive, so just flip it over   
	 
	
	
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		Racecar driver if im driving 'hard' but generally farmer with my elbow resting on the doorcard armrest and my left hand on the other armrest holding gearstick.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		How do you guys lean on the door card?  You must have bloody long arms??  I find it really uncomfortable doing that, much more comfortable to rest my elbow on my leg......
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Normal driving, farmer with my arm on the doorcard, driving hard, race driver!
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		yeah im a farmer but on the other side 
also i hold it right at the bottom if im cruising, 6 o'clock
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Dan! Wrote:Racecar driver if im driving 'hard' but generally farmer with my elbow resting on the doorcard armrest and my left hand on the other armrest holding gearstick. 
Exactly this. ^^^
 
Tend to swap between the two every minute or so if i'm not on the motorway lol, if you drive bang through the middle of a major city every day you learn to make your own gaps in traffic. (And it's bloody amazing what you can turn into a gap when you've got a 106...    )
	  
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		4WayDiablo Wrote:yeah im a farmer but on the other side 
also i hold it right at the bottom if im cruising, 6 o'clock 
This.
 
Opposite farmer, racecar driver when "spirited" driving is called for, and at the bottom on the motorway   
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		all of the above depending on how and where i'm driving . .. . but obviously farmer is on the other side . . . .  .  
	 
	
	
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		I actually rock the double douchebag most of the time and pretend I am superman flying along in the air.
	 
	
	
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		Racecar drivers most of the time but the "mom" if I'm feeling lazy as I still prefer to have two hands on the wheel
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Mostly a douche with other hand on gear stick. If I'm in mood it's race driver though   .
	  
	
	
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		What you're all referring to as 'opposite farmer' is actually 'dodgy salesman' 
 
Purple shirt sleeve leading from the doorcard to the top corner of the steering wheel
	 
	
	
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		Jeez to people actually drive in douche mode? That position is called douchebag for a valid reason you know...
	 
	
	
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		Sorry but I can't answer your question, there doesn't seem to be an option for 'Like a bawsss'
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Or do you mean Iam gay therefore I drive a 406 hand position? 
 
 
 
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		As I said, like a bawssss   
Might not be in a 406 for long, so in that case...your couch!   
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Ahh so all the boyz in my hood that say they are a baawss means they are gay and drive 406's!! Thanks for clearing that up  
 
 
 
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Not a single 406 round my way!! Strange, are you sure the translations right!
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Douchebag for me or opposite farmer. 
 
I think the douchebag only applies though if you're trying to look hard with your seat reclined all the way like a lady garden. Mine is in an upright position so I have proper control of the car.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Scott Wrote:Sorry but I can't answer your question, there doesn't seem to be an option for 'Like a bawsss' 
Any excuse for this vid...
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Opposite farmer for me with a bit of race driver for them livley moments
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Either the opposite farmer or  right at the bottom (the opposite douchebag) If ive got my foot down its race car driver style.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	 
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