Nissan Juke Nismo RS

[Niall]

Anyone else seen these yet? Only 218hp but i think they look bloody epic!

[Toms306]

Different strokes for different folks I guess, it looks awful to me!

[WiNgNuTz]

Different strokes for different folks I guess, it looks awful to me!

QFT, they all look like they've got Downs Syndrome!

This one just looks like a DS sufferer in flashy running gear.

[swampy]

So it's not really had much of the nismo touch then?
218bhp is a bit crap

[bigcheez2k3]

I like it but I've always liked the Nismo version of the Juke anyway.

[Paul_13]

They did a concept version with huge arches that looked awesome. However it didn't make it to production

[7057sam]

They did a concept version with huge arches that looked awesome. However it didn't make it to production

Yep it actaully had a gtr engine and running gear

[Niall]

They did a concept version with huge arches that looked awesome. However it didn't make it to production

Yep it actaully had a gtr engine and running gear

This. That one was literally a fibreglass juke shell dropped onto a GTR lol

[1616six]

It's awful! Hateful cars

[7057sam]

They did a concept version with huge arches that looked awesome. However it didn't make it to production

Yep it actaully had a gtr engine and running gear

This. That one was literally a fibreglass juke shell dropped onto a GTR lol

Which reminds me top gear in 53 minutes

[ginge191]

They did a concept version with huge arches that looked awesome. However it didn't make it to production

Yep it actaully had a gtr engine and running gear

This. That one was literally a fibreglass juke shell dropped onto a GTR lol

Which reminds me top gear in 53 minutes

The Juke-r :love:


But this Nismo is a nice compromise i think; not too garish, but sporty at the same time.
215bhp isn't anything to sniff at; weighing 1437 kilo's. it's not THAT bad, for an MPV? anyway... if thats what it's being classed as.

[darrenjlobb]

Yeah not going to lie, I think that looks ***Ing horrific!

[Piggy]

Yeah shame its not a proper "R"

they are growing on me.

[procta]

i don't think Nissan has done a decent hot hatch since the days of the almera gti, Even then i am not too sure how quick that was in its day.
the juke thing is a one of the most ugliest thing i have seen, but it might pull off the sports thing like as you lads mentioned.

[r3k1355]

But this Nismo is a nice compromise i think; not too garish, but sporty at the same time.

215bhp isn't anything to sniff at; weighing 1437 kilo's. it's not THAT bad, for an MPV? anyway... if thats what it's being classed as.

It's pretty shit really, it's not 'fast' or 'quick'.
I guess you could say it's abit 'sporty' if you let a mother with 2 kids define what sporty meant.

It'd get outrun by a mildly warm small hatchback, it's hefting a fair amount of weight around and 200 bhp doesn't go very far doing that.

[welshpug]

why the hell would you buy a Juke full stop.

just buy a Pulsar.

[mattsrallye]

Or the severn valley motorsport qashquai!

http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/nissa...2014-07-21

Granted it's only a one off at the moment, so probably quite expensive...

[Poodle]

Anyone else seen these yet? Only 218hp but i think they look bloody epic!

Ok, who gave Niall the LSD?

[Eeyore]

Blah... how do they manage to sell it as a hot version when it only has 215hp! I used to think they were cool but... its a lot of posing in a frankly ugly car without the power to make up for those looks...

[1616six]

Anyone else seen these yet? Only 218hp but i think they look bloody epic!

Ok, who gave Niall the LSD?

Can someone arrange to have him banned?

[Tom]

Mate of mine has a Juke, just a regular one in black with some red bits, i love it. That Pulsar though is sexual!

[Dum-Dum]

Just a wanker mobile

The concept with the skyline engine and running gear was cool though.