Nissan Juke Nismo RS - Printable Version

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Nissan Juke Nismo RS - Niall - 01-02-2015

Anyone else seen these yet? Only 218hp but i think they look bloody epic!

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RE: Nissan Juke Nismo RS - Toms306 - 01-02-2015

Different strokes for different folks I guess, it looks awful to me! lol

RE: Nissan Juke Nismo RS - WiNgNuTz - 01-02-2015

(01-02-2015, 06:39 PM)Toms306 Wrote: Different strokes for different folks I guess, it looks awful to me!

QFT, they all look like they've got Downs Syndrome! lol

This one just looks like a DS sufferer in flashy running gear. Tongue

RE: Nissan Juke Nismo RS - swampy - 01-02-2015

So it's not really had much of the nismo touch then?
218bhp is a bit crap

RE: Nissan Juke Nismo RS - bigcheez2k3 - 01-02-2015

I like it but I've always liked the Nismo version of the Juke anyway.

RE: Nissan Juke Nismo RS - Paul_13 - 01-02-2015

They did a concept version with huge arches that looked awesome. However it didn't make it to production

RE: Nissan Juke Nismo RS - 7057sam - 01-02-2015

(01-02-2015, 06:59 PM)Paul_13 Wrote: They did a concept version with huge arches that looked awesome. However it didn't make it to production

Yep it actaully had a gtr engine and running gear Smile

RE: Nissan Juke Nismo RS - Niall - 01-02-2015

(01-02-2015, 07:00 PM)7057sam Wrote:
(01-02-2015, 06:59 PM)Paul_13 Wrote: They did a concept version with huge arches that looked awesome. However it didn't make it to production

Yep it actaully had a gtr engine and running gear

This. That one was literally a fibreglass juke shell dropped onto a GTR lol

RE: Nissan Juke Nismo RS - 1616six - 01-02-2015

It's awful! Hateful cars

RE: Nissan Juke Nismo RS - 7057sam - 01-02-2015

(01-02-2015, 07:05 PM)Niall Wrote:
(01-02-2015, 07:00 PM)7057sam Wrote:
(01-02-2015, 06:59 PM)Paul_13 Wrote: They did a concept version with huge arches that looked awesome. However it didn't make it to production

Yep it actaully had a gtr engine and running gear

This. That one was literally a fibreglass juke shell dropped onto a GTR lol

Which reminds me top gear in 53 minutes Big Grin

RE: Nissan Juke Nismo RS - ginge191 - 01-02-2015

(01-02-2015, 07:08 PM)7057sam Wrote:
(01-02-2015, 07:05 PM)Niall Wrote:
(01-02-2015, 07:00 PM)7057sam Wrote:
(01-02-2015, 06:59 PM)Paul_13 Wrote: They did a concept version with huge arches that looked awesome. However it didn't make it to production

Yep it actaully had a gtr engine and running gear

This. That one was literally a fibreglass juke shell dropped onto a GTR lol

Which reminds me top gear in 53 minutes

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The Juke-r :love:

But this Nismo is a nice compromise i think; not too garish, but sporty at the same time.
215bhp isn't anything to sniff at; weighing 1437 kilo's. it's not THAT bad, for an MPV? anyway... if thats what it's being classed as.

RE: Nissan Juke Nismo RS - darrenjlobb - 01-02-2015

Yeah not going to lie, I think that looks ***Ing horrific!

RE: Nissan Juke Nismo RS - Piggy - 01-02-2015

Yeah shame its not a proper "R"

they are growing on me.

RE: Nissan Juke Nismo RS - procta - 01-02-2015

i don't think Nissan has done a decent hot hatch since the days of the almera gti, Even then i am not too sure how quick that was in its day.
the juke thing is a one of the most ugliest thing i have seen, but it might pull off the sports thing like as you lads mentioned.

RE: Nissan Juke Nismo RS - r3k1355 - 01-02-2015

(01-02-2015, 07:18 PM)ginge191 Wrote: But this Nismo is a nice compromise i think; not too garish, but sporty at the same time.

215bhp isn't anything to sniff at; weighing 1437 kilo's. it's not THAT bad, for an MPV? anyway... if thats what it's being classed as.

It's pretty shit really, it's not 'fast' or 'quick'.
I guess you could say it's abit 'sporty' if you let a mother with 2 kids define what sporty meant.

It'd get outrun by a mildly warm small hatchback, it's hefting a fair amount of weight around and 200 bhp doesn't go very far doing that.

RE: Nissan Juke Nismo RS - welshpug - 01-02-2015

why the hell would you buy a Juke full stop.

just buy a Pulsar.

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RE: Nissan Juke Nismo RS - mattsrallye - 02-02-2015

Or the severn valley motorsport qashquai!

http://www.topgear.com/uk/car-news/nissan-qashqai-r-first-drive-2014-07-21

Granted it's only a one off at the moment, so probably quite expensive...

RE: Nissan Juke Nismo RS - Poodle - 02-02-2015

(01-02-2015, 06:38 PM)Niall Wrote: Anyone else seen these yet? Only 218hp but i think they look bloody epic!

Ok, who gave Niall the LSD?

RE: Nissan Juke Nismo RS - Eeyore - 02-02-2015

Blah... how do they manage to sell it as a hot version when it only has 215hp! I used to think they were cool but... its a lot of posing in a frankly ugly car without the power to make up for those looks...

RE: Nissan Juke Nismo RS - 1616six - 02-02-2015

(02-02-2015, 07:52 AM)Poodle Wrote:
(01-02-2015, 06:38 PM)Niall Wrote: Anyone else seen these yet? Only 218hp but i think they look bloody epic!

Ok, who gave Niall the LSD?

Can someone arrange to have him banned?

RE: Nissan Juke Nismo RS - Tom - 02-02-2015

Mate of mine has a Juke, just a regular one in black with some red bits, i love it. That Pulsar though is sexual!

RE: Nissan Juke Nismo RS - Dum-Dum - 02-02-2015

Just a wanker mobile

The concept with the skyline engine and running gear was cool though.