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The sick joke thread - NSFW
#61
(16-01-2013, 04:53 PM)Niall Wrote:
(16-01-2013, 04:51 PM)4WayDiablo Wrote: Damn you for doing what I always wanted to do!
Haha nah we are just good mates as much as we both get digged for it. Friendzone? Lol but yeah nothing ever has or will happen tbh and I don't mind it :-)

Bullshit! You want to pork her and always have and make it blatantly obvious following her like a dog thats about to mount another dog.
Did just full on lol at this comment in the midle of asda getting some right looks hahahaha but from what ive phil niall is correct?
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Woof? :-)

It would feel weird. It would be like boning your sister
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(16-01-2013, 05:00 PM)4WayDiablo Wrote: It would feel weird. It would be like boning your sister

With a haircut like that Phil, boning your sister must be the norm?
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I don't have a sister :-( plus I'm not from Norfolk/Ipswich so not the norm
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Although I'm sure you guys don't mean it to, this is slightly coming across like we're bullying Phil...
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Scott - I'd like to think they're doing it in jest :-) give and take banter right?
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Hmm this it true... Ill stop.









Until we get to ace Smile
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(16-01-2013, 05:06 PM)Niall Wrote: Hmm this it true... Ill stop

Until we get to ace Smile

Bring it! Captain crayola :-)
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Scott its not bullying its just taking the piss till he's and emotinal wreck?



But ok ok I'm sure we can always resort to letting it slide Smile
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(16-01-2013, 05:09 PM)the milkman Wrote: Scott its not bullying its just taking the piss till he's and emotinal wreck?



But ok ok I'm sure we can always resort to letting it slide Smile

Lakes camping meet. Wont have smanfa with me so I'll be looking at you baby!
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bloody hell phil going without sam?!?!?!!?
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(15-01-2013, 01:14 AM)kentiiboii Wrote:
(15-01-2013, 12:15 AM)the milkman Wrote: dude id happily admit it and add another notch to the ye ole bed post

Just rub it in phills face!

Not sure that passes as "having sex" Confused
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(16-01-2013, 06:09 PM)burnmw Wrote:
(15-01-2013, 01:14 AM)kentiiboii Wrote:
(15-01-2013, 12:15 AM)the milkman Wrote: dude id happily admit it and add another notch to the ye ole bed post

Just rub it in phills face!

Not sure that passes as "having sex" Confused

yea if you look at my post it did say but nothing happened at the end but kent took it off lol
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(15-01-2013, 12:12 AM)the milkman Wrote:
(15-01-2013, 12:09 AM)samass Wrote: Ash, at least I didn't shag Sam while Phil watched. Big Grin

for the last time i did NOT shag sam

"Northerners, stealing your women since 1866"
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(16-01-2013, 08:40 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:
(15-01-2013, 12:12 AM)the milkman Wrote:
(15-01-2013, 12:09 AM)samass Wrote: Ash, at least I didn't shag Sam while Phil watched. Big Grin

for the last time i did NOT shag sam

"Northerners, stealing your women since 1866"

your drinking kronoburge aint you.
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(16-01-2013, 08:49 PM)kingy Wrote:
(16-01-2013, 08:40 PM)THE_Liam Wrote:
(15-01-2013, 12:12 AM)the milkman Wrote: for the last time i did NOT shag sam

"Northerners, stealing your women since 1866"

your drinking kronoburge aint you.

Why yes, yes I am!
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In a club last night and this really ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said "give me your phone number sexy". I said "have you got a pen''. She smiled and said "yes". I said "well f*ck off back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing".
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After the helicopter crash in London this morning, air crash ivestigators have already found the black box recorder.

The pilots last words to air traffic control were...

"f*ck me I thought you said a flock of bats!"
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The BBC have just commissioned a new series about the life of Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe.

Ho's under the hammer will start in early spring.
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heard next door shagging last night, i was going to applured them but you carnt clap with on hand.

i like the snow, makes my garden look like everyone elses.

went into the butchers and saw a peice of meat nailed to the ceiling,
when i asked what it was doing their the butcher said...
bet you £30 you carnt reach that.
i had to decline as the stakes where to high.
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Stealing the first one kingy Smile
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(17-01-2013, 08:35 PM)ash240970 Wrote: Stealing the first one kingy Smile

you know where the rep button is
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My neighbour just banged on my door and shouted "Can I use your phone? There's been an accident along the road and a Man Utd fan has been run over and he's bleeding to death"

I asked "What's the matter with your own phone "?

He said " the camera is shit on mine"!
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Our neighbour's dog sh!t in our garden so my mum told to me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence.

I don't see what that solved, now we've got dog sh!t in our garden and the neighbours have our shovel.



Love it.. so simple yet I pissed myself laughing at it..
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Ha ha, that one made me lol as well jj, simple ones are the best I think.
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Went round my dyslexic mates house the other day, he was covering his 'bits' in shoe polish... Confused I said 'no, turn the clocks back!' lol
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Bump need some entertainment
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Sickipedia to the rescue:

It can't be easy having a close relative who is severely mentally retarded.

But Harvey Price seems to cope quite well.

I heard the Queen's got diarrhoea

Nobody will have seen royal skidmarks as bad as this since that tunnel in Paris.
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