ASDA making people park in order of car emmisions

[Dan!]

Taken from another forum.

I am questioning the legitimacy of the photo (photoshop maybe?), although I dont think its beyond them to try and enforce something like this. Bloody rediculous either way, if its enforced at my local asda il be parking there over the weekend, across 2 spaces, letting my engine idle for hours on end, while sitting in my car having a sleep

Seriously, what a joke....... :?

[mark_airey]

^^ if thats true then its a load of un-fair, un realistic shite, but then I park at the back of the carpark with a space on either side at supermarkets anyway, people seem to loose all ability to drive in supermarket car parks I find so I doubt that it will bother me much! ROFL

[THE_Liam]

I'll just park there, I usually park in the parent and child places anyway so who seriously gives a flying f**k if they do? It's not like they fine or clamp you is it?

[Dan!]

LOL Mark, I usually do the same and end up with a whinging Hannah, "why have we parked so far away", or "look how far we've gotta walk" But it beats having some tool using your paintwork as a measure of their door being 'open'.

[Niall]

I don't really see how there going to enforce that.
Technically they can't even give you a parking ticket and that's why I never worry about going over the 2hours free stay or what ever. Never have to pay it!

[THE_Liam]

LOL Mark, I usually do the same and end up with a whinging Hannah, "why have we parked so far away", or "look how far we've gotta walk" But it beats having some tool using your paintwork as a measure of their door being 'open'.

Parent and child places mate, loads of room
Best one was when we came back to the car and some lass says to me "you don't have a child with you? That is so inconsiderate!!!". Gen just shouted "oh f**k, we left the kid at the checkout!!!" and ran back inside at full tilt! I nearly died of laughter, the look on the lasses face was EPIC!

[mark_airey]

LOL Mark, I usually do the same and end up with a whinging Hannah, "why have we parked so far away", or "look how far we've gotta walk" But it beats having some tool using your paintwork as a measure of their door being 'open'.

Hasn't stopped some moron using my rear 1/4 as a guide into the space next to me though! :evil:

[Flynn]

LOL Mark, I usually do the same and end up with a whinging Hannah, "why have we parked so far away", or "look how far we've gotta walk" But it beats having some tool using your paintwork as a measure of their door being 'open'.

Parent and child places mate, loads of room
Best one was when we came back to the car and some lass says to me "you don't have a child with you? That is so inconsiderate!!!". Gen just shouted "oh f**k, we left the kid at the checkout!!!" and ran back inside at full tilt! I nearly died of laughter, the look on the lasses face was EPIC!

Haha, your female sounds like a laugh! What a great idea to come up with on the spot. About the emmisions thing, imagine a Dturbo parking there. How ironic would that be.

[springs]

just take your MOT emissions / smoke test with you and show them that it reads 0 etc.. then tell them to feck off..

[mjcook1984]

il give a £5 to the first person to get a video of them smoking that sign with a dt or hdi and writing no smoke no poke in the soot

should be a challenge seeing how high the sign is and the pole doesn't count.

[procta]

i bet its a fake, as i work for them and i havent heard nowt about it.

[Dum-Dum]

Parent and child places mate, loads of room

I do this too The spaces are wide enough that as long a people are parked straight they cant actually door your car.


If anyone ever says anything ill tell them that Ive just met "my childs mother" and given her the child or that im going to pick child up.

[Toms306]

Parent and child places mate, loads of room

I do this too The spaces are wide enough that as long a people are parked straight they cant actually door your car.

But they never do....usually diagonally across the hatchings too!

I never park in P&C or disabled spaces though, I'm not that much of a rebel!! I'd rather squeeze in next to a badly parked cock and watch them try and get bck in their car.........good thing with a silver golf is that doesnt ding as easy as the pugs.....and i couldnt give a shit if anyone dings it anyway haha! :p

[Foxy-jim]

Dont think it is real to be fair! I normally just park over two spaces!

[tachagti6]

LOL Mark, I usually do the same and end up with a whinging Hannah, "why have we parked so far away", or "look how far we've gotta walk" But it beats having some tool using your paintwork as a measure of their door being 'open'.

Parent and child places mate, loads of room
Best one was when we came back to the car and some lass says to me "you don't have a child with you? That is so inconsiderate!!!". Gen just shouted "oh f**k, we left the kid at the checkout!!!" and ran back inside at full tilt! I nearly died of laughter, the look on the lasses face was EPIC!

this made me lol alot!

[Grant]

Parking in a parent child space is a bit nobish, but oh well, i dont have a kid so cant complain. Its the people that park in disabled bays that really get on my wick. Not the disabled people, they're allowed to (obv) but the people who just get out and stroll off with no blue badge on the dash at all.

Wankers...

[KrisB]

il give a £5 to the first person to get a video of them smoking that sign with a dt or hdi and writing no smoke no poke in the soot

should be a challenge seeing how high the sign is and the pole doesn't count.

ohhh ooooh oohoohooohhhhh i win.



Handy too, collapsable for easy storage in your boot.

[cwspellowe]

Parking in a parent child space is a bit nobish, but oh well, i dont have a kid so cant complain. Its the people that park in disabled bays that really get on my wick. Not the disabled people, they're allowed to (obv) but the people who just get out and stroll off with no blue badge on the dash at all.

wrist exerciser...

+1

Really pisses me off when I have to squeeze in some tiny space and get the wee man out the back of the motor when people without kids are hogging the P&C spaces. One of my many pet hates with society. My trolley has accidentally clipped a few people's cars in P&C spaces. Purely accidentally of course..

[Scott]

Don't worry Chris, mine's found its way into other cars when I park in the loneliest space 1 mile from the shops and some twat parks IN my space with my car. Completely by accident of course

[Curt]

That's always the way isn't it, I park miles away as well with at least a space either side. You can guarantee some bastard has parked next to me when I come out. But then I think they must assume that it's the designated cool section