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#77

17-01-2013, 07:40 PM

In a club last night and this really ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said "give me your phone number sexy". I said "have you got a pen''. She smiled and said "yes". I said "well f*ck off back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing".

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The sick joke thread - NSFW - by the milkman - 14-01-2013, 04:18 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - by 4WayDiablo - 14-01-2013, 04:20 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - by Scott - 14-01-2013, 04:57 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - by Eeyore - 14-01-2013, 05:01 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - by samass - 14-01-2013, 04:20 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - by the milkman - 14-01-2013, 04:21 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - by 4WayDiablo - 14-01-2013, 04:22 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - by Matt - 14-01-2013, 04:27 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by Niall - 14-01-2013, 04:39 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by ginge191 - 14-01-2013, 04:57 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by MrsMidnight - 14-01-2013, 04:44 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by 4WayDiablo - 14-01-2013, 04:57 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by Niall - 14-01-2013, 04:58 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by ginge191 - 14-01-2013, 05:00 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by Scott - 14-01-2013, 05:01 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by Niall - 14-01-2013, 05:01 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by ginge191 - 14-01-2013, 05:12 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by r3k1355 - 14-01-2013, 05:04 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by the milkman - 14-01-2013, 05:06 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by Scott - 14-01-2013, 05:26 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by 4WayDiablo - 14-01-2013, 05:27 PM

The sick joke thread - NSFW - by vlj - 14-01-2013, 05:33 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by Just Sean - 14-01-2013, 05:33 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by samass - 14-01-2013, 05:35 PM

The sick joke thread - NSFW - by ash240970 - 14-01-2013, 05:49 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by 4WayDiablo - 14-01-2013, 05:52 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by Andy - 14-01-2013, 05:50 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by 4WayDiablo - 14-01-2013, 06:58 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by kingy - 14-01-2013, 07:06 PM

The sick joke thread - NSFW - by ash240970 - 14-01-2013, 07:57 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by 4WayDiablo - 14-01-2013, 08:10 PM

The sick joke thread - NSFW - by ash240970 - 14-01-2013, 08:17 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by kingy - 14-01-2013, 08:18 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by 4WayDiablo - 14-01-2013, 08:19 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by samass - 14-01-2013, 08:23 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by kingy - 14-01-2013, 08:28 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by 4WayDiablo - 14-01-2013, 08:23 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by spike2002 - 14-01-2013, 08:28 PM

The sick joke thread - NSFW - by ash240970 - 14-01-2013, 08:43 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by the milkman - 15-01-2013, 12:03 AM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by samass - 15-01-2013, 12:09 AM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by the milkman - 15-01-2013, 12:12 AM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by THE_Liam - 16-01-2013, 08:40 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by kingy - 16-01-2013, 08:49 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by THE_Liam - 16-01-2013, 09:01 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by samass - 15-01-2013, 12:14 AM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by the milkman - 15-01-2013, 12:15 AM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by 4WayDiablo - 16-01-2013, 03:52 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by the milkman - 16-01-2013, 04:43 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by samass - 15-01-2013, 12:17 AM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by Grant - 15-01-2013, 12:18 AM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by samass - 15-01-2013, 12:28 AM

The sick joke thread - NSFW - by kentiiboii - 15-01-2013, 01:14 AM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by burnmw - 16-01-2013, 06:09 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by the milkman - 16-01-2013, 06:53 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by the milkman - 15-01-2013, 01:29 AM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by Matt - 15-01-2013, 08:29 AM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by JoeP - 15-01-2013, 08:42 PM

The sick joke thread - NSFW - by ash240970 - 16-01-2013, 03:26 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by 1616six - 16-01-2013, 03:45 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by Grant - 16-01-2013, 04:50 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by 4WayDiablo - 16-01-2013, 04:51 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by Scott - 16-01-2013, 04:52 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by Grant - 16-01-2013, 04:53 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by Niall - 16-01-2013, 04:53 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by the milkman - 16-01-2013, 05:00 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by 4WayDiablo - 16-01-2013, 05:00 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by Niall - 16-01-2013, 05:03 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by 4WayDiablo - 16-01-2013, 05:05 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by Scott - 16-01-2013, 05:05 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by 4WayDiablo - 16-01-2013, 05:06 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by Niall - 16-01-2013, 05:06 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by 4WayDiablo - 16-01-2013, 05:07 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by the milkman - 16-01-2013, 05:09 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by 4WayDiablo - 16-01-2013, 05:10 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by the milkman - 16-01-2013, 05:18 PM

The sick joke thread - NSFW - by ash240970 - 17-01-2013, 07:40 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by 1616six - 17-01-2013, 07:53 PM

The sick joke thread - NSFW - by ash240970 - 17-01-2013, 08:06 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by kingy - 17-01-2013, 08:22 PM

The sick joke thread - NSFW - by ash240970 - 17-01-2013, 08:35 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by kingy - 17-01-2013, 08:36 PM

The sick joke thread - NSFW - by ash240970 - 17-01-2013, 11:34 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by 1616six - 22-01-2013, 07:43 AM

Re: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by WiNgNuTz - 22-01-2013, 08:13 AM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by Toms306 - 22-01-2013, 08:50 AM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by the milkman - 24-03-2013, 08:33 PM

RE: The sick joke thread - NSFW - by bigcheez2k3 - 24-03-2013, 08:35 PM

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