The sick joke thread - NSFW

[kingy]

2 women are knitting and one says to the other..

i hope my daughter is having a boy because ive knitted him a blue jumper.

other women says..

i hope my daughters having a spastic..... ive just f*cked the arms up.





or the pedophile who was walking with a young girl through some dark woods and the little girl says..

its scary in her isnt it.

pedophile says...

its alright for you, ive got to walk back on my own.