So now I think I understand...

[InkedMuttley]

Smash them both!!

Don't think it's gunna work like that mate!

And yeh I knew she was bi but all of a sudden she don't want a relationship and then *BANG* is in a relationship...Fun shiz to say the least just dunno whether I'm f*cking wasting my time completely on the female species...honestly don't think I can take much more of them full stop when you're without them they seem nigh on impossible to f*cking gauge and then when you are with them they are in a f*cking miserable place all the time because they're bitching that you have spent so long with a mate or something so instantly "Something's going on isn't it!"

Again, breakdown in 3...2...1.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Come on lads tell me what the f*ck I'm doing wrong as I always seem to end up falling in love with the f*cking headcases! (I'm a headcase myself so I can be excused from that remark )