So now I think I understand...

[InkedMuttley]

I have a female coming to see me in the next few moments

The girl who I was getting sorted while my ex/girl I was seeing shagged her ex's best mate, she's just asked if she can come see me...I heard through the grapevine that she had the hots for me then and hated her mate for leading me on when she wanted me herself...Could this be my opening (not literally, though it would be nice!)

And the one I do want, she's a lady garden...she's made me feel all weird as she was flirting with me on facebook chat and I was flirting back...turned out I was flirting with a gay man

Note to self: Refer back to forum post entitled "This forum and its effects" and post that you have upgraded yourself to flirting with blokes