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So trying to keep this open both ways.
Everyone's inner child loves toilet humour and rude words. A discussion came up today for funny words for 'Fanny'
Top of my list are:
-Flappy schlongstocking
-The great barrier Queef
-Count Flapula
-The Stuffin' Muffin
And the old favourite
-Punani.
Anyone got some old gems?
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Although gross, certain parts in particular make me laugh when referred to as beef curtains.
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Clunge, faf, tuppence, lol few old school for you there 
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little man in a boat
foof
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Not forgetting Gash 
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(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in.  Nanstone GTD5 GT17S - XUD9TE
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Tash..... Beaver, growler, muff, velvet purse...
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(17-03-2015, 09:05 AM)Seb_Ryan Wrote: Pasty lol
I'd smash her pasty!
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I've gotta say most of these names sound like somewhere I wouldn't want to park my bike far less hide my sausage.
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(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in. Nanstone GTD5 GT17S - XUD9TE
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Snot pocket
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