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Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - Grant - 16-03-2015

So trying to keep this open both ways.

Everyone's inner child loves toilet humour and rude words. A discussion came up today for funny words for 'Fanny'

Top of my list are:

-Flappy schlongstocking
-The great barrier Queef
-Count Flapula
-The Stuffin' Muffin

And the old favourite
-Punani.


Anyone got some old gems?


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - Dum-Dum - 16-03-2015

Cock socket!!!!!!


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - 7057sam - 16-03-2015

Wizards sleeve

Axe wound also a band


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - THE_Liam - 16-03-2015

Fish butty.


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - Pebbles167 - 16-03-2015

Although gross, certain parts in particular make me laugh when referred to as beef curtains.


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - bigcheez2k3 - 16-03-2015

Flange
Badly Packed Kebab


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - Connor - 16-03-2015

https://youtu.be/iwBR0qwHZBA


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - Jimmy306uk - 16-03-2015

Sugar walls


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - bigcheez2k3 - 16-03-2015

Velvet canyon.


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - Eeyore - 16-03-2015

vajayjay.
enchilada of love

"By now, my enchilada of love was flowing like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. The slamming of my old dirt road was so vigorous, he soon found his chin pounders joining his gristle missile deep in my poop chute. It was bliss having his love muscle plunged inside me again; stuffing my f*ck gutter with a barbie doll just didn't get my cock holster spattering like it used to. The feeling of his baby gravy flowing down my throat got my spaff flowing quicker than greased shit off a shiny shovel. My meat purse was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer."


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - Paul_13 - 17-03-2015

Axe wound


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - Poodle - 17-03-2015

To describe a particularly skanky memory of last night...:

"She was a proper BLT"


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - 306carter - 17-03-2015

"Get ya RAT ahrrt!" This is a well known saying in Yorkshire.


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - Mattcheese31 - 17-03-2015

Clunge, faf, tuppence, lol few old school for you there Big Grin


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - Seb_Ryan - 17-03-2015

Pasty lol


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - PartyJas - 17-03-2015

Clout.!


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - Matt-Rallye - 17-03-2015

little man in a boat
foof
schlong socket


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - Mattcheese31 - 17-03-2015

Not forgetting Gash Tongue


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - Ruan - 17-03-2015

Badly packed kebab.


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - Mattcheese31 - 17-03-2015

Tash..... Beaver, growler, muff, velvet purse...


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - Poodle - 17-03-2015

(17-03-2015, 09:05 AM)Seb_Ryan Wrote: Pasty lol

I'd smash her pasty!


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - Dum-Dum - 17-03-2015

I've gotta say most of these names sound like somewhere I wouldn't want to park my bike far less hide my sausage.


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - Ruan - 17-03-2015

Tuna Canoe


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - Niall - 17-03-2015

Snot pocket


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - toseland - 17-03-2015

Gutted trout
yawning donkey..


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - Hajman - 17-03-2015

Whispering eye.
Ham wallet.


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - 7057sam - 18-03-2015

Pish flaps


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - Paul_13 - 18-03-2015

Horse lips


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - philpemberton94 - 18-03-2015

Vertical smile


RE: Funny slang for 'Genetalia' - THE_Liam - 18-03-2015

This has just made me actually lol at work!