Best house warming present ever

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Best house warming present ever
#1
Me and ladysteve moved into our first place together yesterday and whilst adventureing the place I found this Big Grin
Seems like the previous occupant was a fun guy
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#2
WINNER!!!!!!!!!!
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#3
"white ghetto films"
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#4
Brilliant
On a break from 306oc for personal reasons. If anyone needs or wants me most of you have my number and or facebook messenger
Thanks for the good times guys n gals. I might be back. Who knows.
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#5
This is really common. We found this kind of stuff in all our student houses. Fairly sure people just leave this stuff as a joke to freak people out. We found a receipt for a dildo in my mates drawer lol
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#6
How much do you want for it?
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#7
Why is it still in its cover, I'd have been all over that!

Because girlfriend perhaps?
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(22-08-2014, 08:26 PM)Pebbles167 Wrote: Why is it still in its cover, I'd have been all over that!

Because girlfriend perhaps?

Splatter protection.
This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted above as fact.

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(22-08-2014, 08:27 PM)RetroPug Wrote:
(22-08-2014, 08:26 PM)Pebbles167 Wrote: Why is it still in its cover, I'd have been all over that!

Because girlfriend perhaps?

Splatter protection.

Good thinking batman, however I believe its a DVD!

Are you suggesting someone could not hold back? And possibly soak it on its long voyage towards the player?
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#10
Sam I couldn't sell it, its priceless to me now aha

Ladysteve knows about it , I went running into the living room waving it about after finding it . told her I'm going to watch as I am curious about the "white ghetto films" and the quality considering the picture looks like it ran out of ink
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(22-08-2014, 08:31 PM)Pebbles167 Wrote:
(22-08-2014, 08:27 PM)RetroPug Wrote:
(22-08-2014, 08:26 PM)Pebbles167 Wrote: Why is it still in its cover, I'd have been all over that!

Because girlfriend perhaps?

Splatter protection.

Good thinking batman, however I believe its a DVD!

Are you suggesting someone could not hold back? And possibly soak it on its long voyage towards the player?

What about when the disc is in the player, and the DVD sleeve is on the floor? It might end up getting a bit of the good news!
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#12
Ah. Point well made.

I don't think you'll enjoy this one Steve. Times were hard once, amd a young man needed money... the blonde one is me.
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#13
get it banged on the dvd player and have a whirl
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(22-08-2014, 08:39 PM)lolsteve Wrote: Ladysteve knows about it , I went running into the living room waving it about after finding it . told her I'm going to watch as I am curious about the "white ghetto films" and the quality considering the picture looks like it ran out of ink

I think Ali should watch it too, just get drunk and you'll either find it hilarious or disturbing.

As for the printer running out of ink I recognise those sort of cases/sleves and its probably a pirate DVD. Yeah cheap copy of a cheap low budget porno, high uality right there.
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(22-08-2014, 08:51 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: As for the printer running out of ink I recognise those sort of cases/sleves and its probably a pirate DVD. Yeah cheap copy of a cheap low budget porno, high uality right there.

Exactly that....some guy with LimeWire or equivalent copies various films/albums/porn and uses thin plastic wallets and his £20 budget printer for the labels. Used to see a lot of those a few years ago!

As for actual content though, I'd be scared to touch anything in the flat after finding that! lol But it also may've been left as a joke as above. My sister and her male friend moved into a uni room recently and trolled one of the other newcomers with 'used' condoms in his room before he got there. Apparently that's funny. Confused
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There's an unusual con whereby you receive an explicit DVD in the post with no markings but a return address.

I know, because I'm one of the poor c*nts who received one. Try explaining that to your Mrs!!
Disclaimer: The above is not to be taken to heart and is probably a joke, grow up you big girl.
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(24-08-2014, 03:19 PM)C.A.R. Wrote: There's an unusual con whereby you receive an explicit DVD in the post with no markings but a return address.

I know, because I'm one of the poor c*nts who received one. Try explaining that to your Mrs!!

how does that even work?
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(24-08-2014, 03:19 PM)C.A.R. Wrote: There's an unusual con whereby you receive an explicit DVD in the post with no markings but a return address.

I know, because I'm one of the poor c*nts who received one. Try explaining that to your Mrs!!

lol sorry that's hilarious!!
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#19
Also, who actually buys porn these days? Surely everyone is aware its free on the internet unless you want something really specialist.
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#20
Now that's starting things off with a bang in the right direction. :-D
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#21
Blank envelope (obviously with your address and the senders address) on it, no contents but a printed DVD porno.

It took me about a week of trying to convince the Mrs I wasn't some sort of Milf perv (convince, hehe). Fortunately I found some other people online who had also received DVDs out of the blue, you can read about it here -

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/show...1373048392

And as you say, nobody buys pR0n anymore. Not anybody with an internet connection that is.
Disclaimer: The above is not to be taken to heart and is probably a joke, grow up you big girl.
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steve you not banged it on the dvd player and had a look at it?
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f*cking hell Chris, that really is a good scam
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(24-08-2014, 08:54 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote: Also, who actually buys porn these days? Surely everyone is aware its free on the internet unless you want something really specialist.
Tranny porn?
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Still waiting for Steve's review?!
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"Pu$$y slamming" sells it to me.
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(24-08-2014, 03:19 PM)C.A.R. Wrote: There's an unusual con whereby you receive an explicit DVD in the post with no markings but a return address.

I know, because I'm one of the poor c*nts who received one. Try explaining that to your Mrs!!

Shit I didn't even realise it was a scam, I got something like that thru as well.

Luckily it was addressed to someone else so I didn't get in trouble for it, but I was fairly shocked about it as well.
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(24-08-2014, 03:19 PM)C.A.R. Wrote: There's an unusual con whereby you receive an explicit DVD in the post with no markings but a return address.

I know, because I'm one of the poor c*nts who received one. Try explaining that to your Mrs!!

Yeah yeah yeah!!

And how does this scam work..... Wink
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(01-09-2014, 12:06 PM)MisterGTR Wrote: Still waiting for Steve's review?!

Possibly the worst adult video I've ever seen lol The "40" in the title apparently means the age as the female actresses were...not prime and not like the people on the cover
Still was worth watching for the lols
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