The sick joke thread - NSFW

[4WayDiablo]

Can I put money on this?:

Literacy not your strong point?

I thought it was about Peugeot 306's and having fun.

Nope, definitely none of that in here....

[ash240970]

Just because we don't find the same things funny 4way it doesn't mean they aren't to me especially when I had 2 threads closed by admin in 2wks - the whole point of me posting the meme in the first place which, incidentally I copied and pasted from somewhere else.
I only hope you are so perfect in everything you do that no one else finds fault with it.

[kingy]

Only one way to sort this out.














FIGHT.

[4WayDiablo]

Whoa whoa whoa hold up now fella
I was only joking. There is a lot of banter round these parts
Everyone gives and takes

[samass]

but four way mostly takes

giggity gooooo

[4WayDiablo]

Aaaalllllright!!

[spike2002]

but four way mostly takes

giggity gooooo

[kingy]

but four way mostly takes

giggity gooooo

And in the poo

[ash240970]

Flol!!
Some rep for some peeps coming at ya

[the milkman]

SAMASS

^^^ this above is the sickest joke going i could think of

[samass]

Ash, at least I didn't shag Sam while Phil watched.

[the milkman]

Ash, at least I didn't shag Sam while Phil watched.

for the last time i did NOT shag sam

[samass]

That's what they all say

[the milkman]

dude id happily admit it and add another notch to the ye ole bed post if i did but i actually didnt!

[samass]

Hahahaha

[Grant]

Sick joke.

I f*cked Samass' mum up the arse last night. She said she didnt feel shit....


/lame

[samass]

Lol, original haha

[kentiiboii]

dude id happily admit it and add another notch to the ye ole bed post

Just rub it in phills face!

[the milkman]

^^

[Matt]

Samass.




That's the sickest joke I've heard in a while....

SAMASS

^^^ this above is the sickest joke going i could think of

Try to keep up you northern monkey

[JoeP]

Not sick but made me lol,
Paddy took two stuffed dogs he had onto the Antiques Roadshow,
"Ooo", said the presenter, "This is a very rare breed, do you have any idea what they'd fetch if they were in good condition?"
Paddy replied,
"Sticks????"

[ash240970]

Mike and Bob are swimming when they see a pregnant woman drowning.

They quickly pull her to safety.

Mike starts giving her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Bob takes off the woman's panties and puts his mouth on her pussy.

Mike says, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"

Bob replies, "You save the mother, I'll save the child!"

[1616six]

*"Excuse me," I said to the woman sat in front of me on the bus, "You have some semen on the back of your jacket."
"I'm sure it's not semen," she said, "It's probably yoghurt."
"It's definitely semen," I said, "I don't ejaculate yoghurt.

[4WayDiablo]

dude id happily admit it and add another notch to the ye ole bed post if i did but i actually didnt!

I really honestly don't care if he did.. But if he did then fair f*cking play lol
I passed out so I have no idea lol
Although Sam says nothing happened and I am inclined to believe her lol
I'll still give "the milkman" a dig for it now and again haha banter right?

[the milkman]

dude id happily admit it and add another notch to the ye ole bed post if i did but i actually didnt!

I really honestly don't care if he did.. But if he did then fair f*cking play lol
I passed out so I have no idea lol
Although Sam says nothing happened and I am inclined to believe her lol
I'll still give "the milkman" a dig for it now and again haha banter right?

Its cool phil nothing happened I've said this. And I understand the getting the odd dig here and there hahaaha jealousy right?

[Grant]

No mate, you definately did. You told me.



Fo sho






I think....

[4WayDiablo]

Damn you for doing what I always wanted to do!
Haha nah we are just good mates as much as we both get digged for it. Friendzone? Lol but yeah nothing ever has or will happen tbh and I don't mind it :-)

[Scott]

Phil just doesn't want everyone to ask for the photos and video who took.

[Grant]

Yeah, i was in the cupboard too. My vids safely stored in the wank bank....

Anybody wanna see a picture of ash's nut?


/toofar

[Niall]

Damn you for doing what I always wanted to do!
Haha nah we are just good mates as much as we both get digged for it. Friendzone? Lol but yeah nothing ever has or will happen tbh and I don't mind it :-)

Bullshit! You want to pork her and always have and make it blatantly obvious following her like a dog thats about to mount another dog.