The sick joke thread - NSFW

[the milkman]

Well I know afew members have a strange sence of humour and me being one of them though I'd open this for a laugh. If you don't agree with sick jokes no one is forcing you to read them so guys fire away

[4WayDiablo]

I have many many sick jokes. Mostly dead baby/racist/offensive
But I won't be sharing them I don't think this is the place for them.

There are plenty of websites out there filled with them to browse

[samass]

Stick NSFW in the title, probably an idea lol

but wanted this thread for a while!

[the milkman]

If this forum isn't the place for that then where is?

[4WayDiablo]

If this forum isn't the place for that then where is?

Sickipedia.
Or Google "sick jokes" then any of them websites :-)

[Matt]

Samass.




That's the sickest joke I've heard in a while....

[Niall]

Yeah i can see Sam loving this thread lol.
If you do like this sort of thing, Sickipedia do a app for android and iphone. Can keep me amused for literally hours!

Just remember, no racist or seriously offensive jokes! /serious boring personality.

[MrsMidnight]

instead of just sick jokes, can't you put is as like epic jokes with a NSFW so it can range with any jokes? surely that would be better? then people can post from the sick and sexual jokes to the immature and childish / highly amusing jokes...

[ginge191]

Just remember, no racist or seriously offensive jokes! /serious boring newadmin personality.

EFA

[Scott]

I don't think this is the place for them.

There are plenty of websites out there filled with them to browse

This.

You can post jokes, but let's at least attempt to keep them fairly clean and not offensive for the sake of it.

[4WayDiablo]

Well I won't be using any of my "finer calibre" jokes in here but to get it started

What's the difference between normal blood and period blood?
Ever tried eating normal blood with a fork?

[Niall]

Just remember, no racist or seriously offensive jokes! /serious boring newadmin personality.

EFA

But im not admin so its fine.

[ginge191]

Just remember, no racist or seriously offensive jokes! /serious boring newadmin personality.

EFA

But im not admin so its fine.

I noticed you have a 'purple' name; is just to complement the Crayola theme?

[Eeyore]

I have many many sick jokes. Mostly dead baby/racist/offensive
But I won't be sharing them I don't think this is the place for them.

There are plenty of websites out there filled with them to browse

stay off my patch!

[Scott]

Admin = red

[Niall]

Just remember, no racist or seriously offensive jokes! /serious boring newadmin personality.

EFA

But im not admin so its fine.

I noticed you have a 'purple' name; is just to complement the Crayola theme?

Yep thats the reason. And the only other reason is so i can warn your arse into a ban!

[r3k1355]

For her own sake, I hope Katie Price's next kid is a mong.


It'll need the massive head to prevent it falling out six months early.

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I just passed a man who has parked his car in a ditch by the side of the road.

I don't know how he can sleep with that horn blaring, though.

[the milkman]

I like my women how I like my hair

Spiked.....

[ginge191]

But im not admin so its fine.

I noticed you have a 'purple' name; is just to complement the Crayola theme?

Yep thats the reason. And the only other reason is so i can warn your arse into a ban!

Try it bitch! popcorn!!!!!

[Scott]

no racist or seriously offensive jokes

Last warning. I've already removed one post. Any more will result in a warning and the thread being locked.

Thanks

[4WayDiablo]

I can see this being locked fast...

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Best get them in before it does...

I was sitting on the train this morning opposite a really sexy Thai bird.

I thought to myself, "Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."

But she did.

[vlj]

If this forum isn't the place for that then where is?

Remember that whilst it may be a laugh for the people on here, it's on the Internet - anyone can read it, looks bad on us as a group to outsiders and companies that register on the forum.. It's just gonna be a copy + paste thread of sickipedia anyway

[Just Sean]

Boring!!

[samass]

I might as well not post any of my jokes, ill just get banned again...

[ash240970]

Can I put money on this?:

[Andy]

Ash... This thread can only cause controversy.

I have many sick and offensive jokes because I'm not easily offended but others can be. So apart from this post. I won't be posting anything else. I like to be a respected member of the community.

[4WayDiablo]

Can I put money on this?:

Literacy not your strong point?

[4WayDiablo]

What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?

Oh sheet!

[kingy]

2 women are knitting and one says to the other..

i hope my daughter is having a boy because ive knitted him a blue jumper.

other women says..

i hope my daughters having a spastic..... ive just f*cked the arms up.





or the pedophile who was walking with a young girl through some dark woods and the little girl says..

its scary in her isnt it.

pedophile says...

its alright for you, ive got to walk back on my own.

[ash240970]

Can I put money on this?:

Literacy not your strong point?

I'm sorry but I didn't realise this was a forum for grammatical correctness and for people to pick faults with my lack of it. I thought it was about Peugeot 306's and having fun.