Niall's 2000 306 XS A.K.A Craig

[Niall]

Now then, as a man, i am always looking at ways to improve the size of my penis whist out in public. Some people will just go and buy a BMW to do this (little do they know it actually makes you look like you suffer from micro penis!) but not me. As im sure we all know, the standard horn on the 306 is rather crap. So whats better than 1 horn? 2 horns!!

Now then, peugeot clearly accepted the fact that the horn is shite but decided not to do much about it. In the arch where your horn is, you will find a white plug which is unused cabletied to something. this is infact, for another horn!

Now then, until i can afford to fit my train horns, i am using two standard horns.
Firstly, we need another way to mount the second horn. I did this by drilling a hole through the exsisting bracket and putting a big bolt through the two brackets like so!



Next, all you need to do is fit, plug in and test.



It really is that simple to make your penis seem much larger whilst having a go at people in BMWS that cut you up!