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A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened.
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24-04-2013, 06:20 AM
So, erm, Monday evening I definitely didn't go out with a transsexual. Didn't get as far as banging it because I'd decided she was annoying before then and f*cked her off cos I reckon she would be a right bunny boiler.

Also nowhere near as fit as her pictures and tbh looked like a man in drag.

But none of this ever happened

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24-04-2013, 06:26 AM
Hahaha!! Quality! lmao
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24-04-2013, 06:27 AM
(24-04-2013, 06:20 AM)Dum-Dum Wrote: So, erm, Monday evening I definitely did go out with a transsexual. I got as far as banging it because I'd decided she was annoying before then, I got f*cked in the poop chut Dry cos I reckon she would like it two ways.

Also nowhere near as fit as her pictures and tbh looked like a man in drag.

But none of this ever happened

Right.

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#4
24-04-2013, 06:35 AM
Rofl

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#5
24-04-2013, 08:32 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


That is all
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24-04-2013, 08:56 AM
Dum you hero! Got any pics?
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24-04-2013, 08:57 AM
Yea he does on his phone.
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24-04-2013, 08:58 AM
Get them up! Also was it pre or post op?
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24-04-2013, 09:07 AM (This post was last modified: 24-04-2013, 09:08 AM by Pompey306mark.)
Pre lol there was a long chat about it at the camping meet.
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#10
24-04-2013, 09:13 AM
Wtf dum hahaha
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#11
24-04-2013, 09:14 AM
Damn how did I miss that? Fair play for being experimental! Ill stick a dress on if you want hahaha
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24-04-2013, 09:23 AM
I think you were in "the tent".
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24-04-2013, 09:29 AM
rigggghht kinda not 100% with but if it is what i think it is................... then errrmmm uuhhh yeah........ :O

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24-04-2013, 09:35 AM
Matt was asleep, only cool kids were in the tent
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24-04-2013, 09:40 AM
(24-04-2013, 09:35 AM)declantg Wrote: Matt was asleep, only cool kids were in the tent

this.


and also, Chris, wtf.
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#16
24-04-2013, 09:59 AM
Lmao. This has made my day. Chris, I am buying you a beer when I see you.
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#17
24-04-2013, 10:10 AM
So, you "f*cked her off" as you were worried she could be a bunny boiler?
Interesting this was your main qualm.
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24-04-2013, 10:18 AM
(24-04-2013, 10:10 AM)MissTap_GTI6 Wrote: So, you "f*cked her off" as you were worried she could be a bunny boiler?
Interesting this was your main qualm.

This ^^^^ Eli has a good point here lmao

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24-04-2013, 12:29 PM
lmao
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24-04-2013, 12:33 PM
I was asleep? Never! I was very tomatoed while on the phone
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24-04-2013, 12:37 PM
Hahahahhaahhahaha fair play
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#22
24-04-2013, 01:28 PM
Chris... You are a legend...!




And no, I wouldn't go there!!! Brave man! Smile
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24-04-2013, 01:39 PM
(24-04-2013, 09:59 AM)Grant Wrote: Lmao. This has made my day. Chris, I am buying you a beer when I see you.

Someone wants in there!! Tongue
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24-04-2013, 01:42 PM
(24-04-2013, 01:39 PM)Ed Doe Wrote:
(24-04-2013, 09:59 AM)Grant Wrote: Lmao. This has made my day. Chris, I am buying you a beer when I see you.

Someone wants in there!! Tongue



well i dont think any thing is off the cards for chris now. so grant maybe in with a shout!!!

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24-04-2013, 01:52 PM
Why do you guys sound surprised?! I thought this was 306origesconsidered.co.uk











But on a serious note, I would never f*ck a tranny... Ill leave that to Chris...
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24-04-2013, 03:22 PM
wtf Dum dum!
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#27
24-04-2013, 04:02 PM
Erm, a holes a goal.

You know when your single and you look at every single bird and try and work out why she is single, well this one (in my mind) was probably single cos she was a tranny so there was a reasonable chance she might of otherwise been a normal bird. So anyway, I'll try pretty much anything once.
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24-04-2013, 04:16 PM
so is that your tranny venture over then dum?

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24-04-2013, 04:18 PM
He's booking a flight to Thailand as we speak.
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#30
24-04-2013, 04:33 PM
Wow Dum. I know we all say any hole is a goal but that doesnt mean we are not joking! Tell me, did she/he tuck its nuts and knob between its legs to look like a bird?
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