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A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - Dum-Dum - 24-04-2013
So, erm, Monday evening I definitely didn't go out with a transsexual. Didn't get as far as banging it because I'd decided she was annoying before then and f*cked her off cos I reckon she would be a right bunny boiler.
Also nowhere near as fit as her pictures and tbh looked like a man in drag.
But none of this ever happened
Right.
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - ginge191 - 24-04-2013
Hahaha!! Quality!
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - cully - 24-04-2013
(24-04-2013, 06:20 AM)Dum-Dum Wrote: So, erm, Monday evening I definitely did go out with a transsexual. I got as far as banging it because I'd decided she was annoying before then, I got f*cked in the poop chut Dry cos I reckon she would like it two ways.
Also nowhere near as fit as her pictures and tbh looked like a man in drag.
But none of this ever happened
Right.
EFA
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - Poodle - 24-04-2013
Lighting can do amazing things.
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - declantg - 24-04-2013
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
That is all
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - Matt - 24-04-2013
Dum you hero! Got any pics?
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - Pompey306mark - 24-04-2013
Yea he does on his phone.
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - Matt - 24-04-2013
Get them up! Also was it pre or post op?
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - Pompey306mark - 24-04-2013
Pre lol there was a long chat about it at the camping meet.
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - ozonehostile - 24-04-2013
Wtf dum hahaha
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - Matt - 24-04-2013
Damn how did I miss that? Fair play for being experimental! Ill stick a dress on if you want hahaha
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - Pompey306mark - 24-04-2013
I think you were in "the tent".
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - puglove - 24-04-2013
rigggghht kinda not 100% with but if it is what i think it is................... then errrmmm uuhhh yeah........ :O
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - declantg - 24-04-2013
Matt was asleep, only cool kids were in the tent
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - samass - 24-04-2013
(24-04-2013, 09:35 AM)declantg Wrote: Matt was asleep, only cool kids were in the tent
this.
and also, Chris, wtf.
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - Grant - 24-04-2013
Lmao. This has made my day. Chris, I am buying you a beer when I see you.
A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - MissTap_GTI6 - 24-04-2013
So, you "f*cked her off" as you were worried she could be a bunny boiler?
Interesting this was your main qualm.
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - puglove - 24-04-2013
(24-04-2013, 10:10 AM)MissTap_GTI6 Wrote: So, you "f*cked her off" as you were worried she could be a bunny boiler?
Interesting this was your main qualm.
This ^^^^ Eli has a good point here
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - Scott - 24-04-2013
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - Matt - 24-04-2013
I was asleep? Never! I was very tomatoed while on the phone
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - Connor - 24-04-2013
Hahahahhaahhahaha fair play
A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - Alee83 - 24-04-2013
Chris... You are a legend...!
And no, I wouldn't go there!!! Brave man!
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - Ed Doe - 24-04-2013
(24-04-2013, 09:59 AM)Grant Wrote: Lmao. This has made my day. Chris, I am buying you a beer when I see you.
Someone wants in there!!
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - puglove - 24-04-2013
(24-04-2013, 01:39 PM)Ed Doe Wrote:(24-04-2013, 09:59 AM)Grant Wrote: Lmao. This has made my day. Chris, I am buying you a beer when I see you.
Someone wants in there!!
well i dont think any thing is off the cards for chris now. so grant maybe in with a shout!!!
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - Grant - 24-04-2013
Why do you guys sound surprised?! I thought this was 306origesconsidered.co.uk
But on a serious note, I would never f*ck a tranny... Ill leave that to Chris...
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - procta - 24-04-2013
wtf Dum dum!
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - Dum-Dum - 24-04-2013
Erm, a holes a goal.
You know when your single and you look at every single bird and try and work out why she is single, well this one (in my mind) was probably single cos she was a tranny so there was a reasonable chance she might of otherwise been a normal bird. So anyway, I'll try pretty much anything once.
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - puglove - 24-04-2013
so is that your tranny venture over then dum?
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - Scott - 24-04-2013
He's booking a flight to Thailand as we speak.
RE: A hypothetical update on something that definately never happened. - Niall - 24-04-2013
Wow Dum. I know we all say any hole is a goal but that doesnt mean we are not joking! Tell me, did she/he tuck its nuts and knob between its legs to look like a bird?