Single life.

[MrsMidnight]

Once I went into the kitchen to make dinner... Danny was on Xbox (or so I thought) and upon returning to the living room Danny had put on brazilian far porn and was in fits of laughter on the floor... I almost dropped dinner it was so funny!

[ash240970]

Think he was referring to the comment about being up there with a person of Chinese heritage lol

[kentiiboii]

Think he was referring to the comment about being up there with a person of Chinese heritage lol

Oh ok I'm sorry. I'd love to shag a English girl (who has chinese parents). How's that?


As long as she's fit anyway

[Dum-Dum]

Mate Ive not really read the whole thread but Im in a similar position to you, my ex split up with me 2 months ago after 3 years together, wed got engaged back in January and I thought we were happy and very much in love (i certainly was) and she decided one day shed had enough and called it off.

Anyway, my advice is this;

Go out with as many girls as possible, youll very quickly work out exactly what your taste in women is and it gets your confidence up/keeps it up. It also lets you realise that 95% of women are a waste of space.

My personal experience is dont meet up with women just for sex cos sods law is that the one bird who dosent want a relationship is the one you have the love at first sight moment with and connect with on a proper level and itll f*ck you up not being able to have it.

[Ben Jay]

My personal experience is dont meet up with women just for sex cos sods law is that the one bird who dosent want a relationship is the one you have the love at first sight moment with and connect with on a proper level and itll f*ck you up not being able to have it.

This with a capital T!

[kentiiboii]

Didn't know you and mrs split up chris. Sorry to hear it mate. But yes it's a right bitch when you thought everything was perfect .

Been with my perfect girl all day spoiling her. . My lovely niece has had everything outta me today. from books to clothes and toys :p.

[kernow_joe]

single life aint bad, I just make sure I'm actually honest to the women I'm sleeping with, don't go leading someone on if all you want is a quick f*ck, I've had it the other way round to me not nice

[CJ_Derv]

Play the game lad, me dad always said to me one way to get over a bird is to go shag another one and it does work. just remember to bag up so you dont end up with 5million sprogs spread all over the uk (not talking from experience there btw haha)

Ive been there and done the whole 6 year relationship shit and got engaged. Cant complain too much as was a great 6 years She got us into USC for free after winning Virtual miss usc 2007 Laura from bury its still on the page if you wanna check her out lol She cost me an arm and a leg bought her everything she wanted treated her like a princess. i paid for the fake boobs too and if you were there that year ud have seen them on stage lol she was the love of my life so i thought till she got on a plane with her new fella some years back just cos we had an arguement. but hey shit happens!!

I lost all confidence when this happend thinking it was something to do with me but soon got confidence back after gettin out there and working my magic also hammered the gym and that helped my confidence,

And im 23 still getting anything i want when im out, just enjoying the single life, dont get me wrong id settle down with someone but hard to find a diamond these days just got to keep tryin lad

Get yaself on USC in august im goin and know a set of ladies who go every year if ya get me haha lol oh and know a few of the show girls too


CJ

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Oh and forgot if you want just a shag get a Blackberry only had it few weeks and had a fair few outa that pal haha

[InkedMuttley]

See my ex was a lesbian usually wouldn't bother me but when you treat them like a princess for 11 months buy them everything you can afford etc and it turns out that for that 11 months she's been stringing you along so that her parents didn't find out she was a lesbian it's a bit of a kick in the bollocks and did virtually destroy my confidence before her I could talk to any female and flirt etc...now the thought of it scares the crap out of me.

I did start seeing a girl a few months ago who I had my eye on for months she was (bad I know!) my best friend's sister but he was alright with it she had been in a bad relationship and we started seeing each other and just taking things slow was going great for about a month and then I went out with her and a few of our friends and one of em was attacked so she asks me to go to hospital with him I do as she said and made sure he got sorted she said she was going home and that she'd ring me when she got back got a goodnight kiss etc...No phonecall until 5am "I forgot to ring you I'm sorry I got home okay just sat chilling with Sam at the minute" no problems until I heard that "Sam" was in the context of "Samuel" and that he couldn't find his trousers etc...turned out she'd started seeing me to make her ex jealous and when that failed she started shagging his best mate so that's my reason for being shit scared to even go near a relationship now!

[kentiiboii]

f*ck women. They're one big head f*ck! I've always known women can be worse then men.

Seems like everyone just has one saying. Use em f*ck em chuck em.

[CJ_Derv]

See my ex was a lesbian usually wouldn't bother me but when you treat them like a princess for 11 months buy them everything you can afford etc and it turns out that for that 11 months she's been stringing you along so that her parents didn't find out she was a lesbian it's a bit of a kick in the bollocks and did virtually destroy my confidence before her I could talk to any female and flirt etc...now the thought of it scares the crap out of me.

I did start seeing a girl a few months ago who I had my eye on for months she was (bad I know!) my best friend's sister but he was alright with it she had been in a bad relationship and we started seeing each other and just taking things slow was going great for about a month and then I went out with her and a few of our friends and one of em was attacked so she asks me to go to hospital with him I do as she said and made sure he got sorted she said she was going home and that she'd ring me when she got back got a goodnight kiss etc...No phonecall until 5am "I forgot to ring you I'm sorry I got home okay just sat chilling with Sam at the minute" no problems until I heard that "Sam" was in the context of "Samuel" and that he couldn't find his trousers etc...turned out she'd started seeing me to make her ex jealous and when that failed she started shagging his best mate so that's my reason for being shit scared to even go near a relationship now!

They are all the same until you find that one pal, im in a predicament (cant spell) ive met a lass who havent slept with after over 2 month (which is rare :S) and i fancy the arse off her but problem is she has a GF who is bangin but she has fallen in love with me and doesnt know what to do haha

and i really like her but wondering if shed go back to a bird as she got hurt bad by a lad and turned once.

You just got to think f*ck it and go for it forget about rejection etc if you dont try ul never know lol

And a sayin ive tatted on me .... Dont cry because its over smile because it happened

[procta]

Procta seriously 5'3"? My f*cking shoe's bigger than that lmao!

heres a snap of my seat postion at one of the north east meets last year.


anyway for some reason i always tend to go after blondes, but dont seam to click with them for some reason. brunettes i seam to click with more, had more luck with them.
at school i fancied this lass, we got on great etc. took me ages to build up the bottle to as her out. (she was a blonde)
i asked her out and she declined as she was seeing someone, so shrugged off the rejection. but the thing that burnt me was that she wouldnt talk to me at all afterwards. which made me think that i have done something to upset her etc.
took nearly 5 years after leaving school for her to talk to me again!
since then every blonde i have asked out has been a waste of time.
brunettes tho, i have had more luck with but things phased out sadly.
so me been with someone over a month is a bonus and a half.

[ash240970]

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They are all the same until you find that one pal, im in a predicament (cant spell) ive met a lass who havent slept with after over 2 month (which is rare :S) and i fancy the arse off her but problem is she has a GF who is bangin but she has fallen in love with me and doesnt know what to do haha

and i really like her but wondering if shed go back to a bird as she got hurt bad by a lad and turned once.
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She has a girlfriend?? 3some!!! What you waiting for??

[InkedMuttley]

heres a snap of my seat postion at one of the north east meets last year.

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I was sat there thinking "That aint that bad really" and then saw a steering wheel and realised it was a Metro I LOL'd!

I gotta say I aint really got a "Type" as such just that with some birds I find it easier to talk to like if I go to Cadwell etc (couple of the marshals are female and FIT!) and I find it fairly easy to talk to them as we have a common interest...if you catch me in a pub or club I'm usually like "Ohhh so you are you a local?" when the answer comes "No, on holiday" my reaction is usually "Ahhh well erm hello...enjoy your holiday" and f*ck off as I just can't seem to be able to speak to them unless they're doing the same thing as me!

[Ben Jay]

She has a girlfriend?? 3some!!! What you waiting for??

Yea? why not?!

I'll even make a belt for you! (how i met your mother reference)

[procta]

heres a snap of my seat postion at one of the north east meets last year.

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I was sat there thinking "That aint that bad really" and then saw a steering wheel and realised it was a Metro I LOL'd!

I gotta say I aint really got a "Type" as such just that with some birds I find it easier to talk to like if I go to Cadwell etc (couple of the marshals are female and FIT!) and I find it fairly easy to talk to them as we have a common interest...if you catch me in a pub or club I'm usually like "Ohhh so you are you a local?" when the answer comes "No, on holiday" my reaction is usually "Ahhh well erm hello...enjoy your holiday" and f*ck off as I just can't seem to be able to speak to them unless they're doing the same thing as me!

i lold when i read you comment about it realising it wasnt a 306 lol.
i find it easier to talk to the birds at work as iam used to working with them.
but on a night out, its hard to even get a convo out of bird whos out on a night out. they are normally too pissed,dancing or they have their other half.
been chatted up once, that was when i was out fancy dress. we did a school boy theme. with my height i pulled that off nobother and got some odd looks of people walking passed.
my cousin got a shock once when i was with him, when i walked passed a bird and she took the piss out of me been small. ( happends a few times)
he said andy do you always get that shit from lasses? i said yeah but i couldnt give a f*ck. their loss not mine.
the thing with me is the age thing, iam 26 and some of the lasses that are out on the town are 18 so they see me as old.

[InkedMuttley]

Yeh I totally agree with you on that score mate 90% of the birds out in Skeg are either off their faces or with their blokes or he's off mingling somewhere she approaches you and because he sees you talking to her puts 2 and 2 together and makes 53 but most of the birds in Skeg are f*cking jailbait anyway they don't ID any of them going in if they're showing cleavage etc.

The whole female coming up to me thing was the reason I got bottled...silly bitch started talking to me then even though I was with a bird tried to stick her tongue down my throat her bloke saw it and I got the receiving end of a bottle around my head!

And the police did: f*ck all, it was my word against his. Even though there was camera footage of the incident but they never bothered to check it out.

[MrsMidnight]

I'm shocked toms306 isn't in this thread yet...

[kentiiboii]

He's forgot what female life form looks like. I think I'm turning gay :/ reading about the women you lot have been with its my only option if I wanna life happily ever after :p

[Andy]

My girlfriend left me about 4 hours ago devastated. Single life for me to !

[samass]

My girlfriend left me about 4 hours ago devastated. Single life for me to !

I didn't tho


(God, I'm GAY)

[MrsMidnight]

I swear this forum is gay haha... And good point, I honestly don't think he can go near a female lmao

[InkedMuttley]

To be honest I have to say that minus the darker skin and indian accent I'm pretty much EXACTLY like Raj out of Big bang...woman comes in the room I can't speak I get a drink down me and I'm great!

[bigcheez2k3]

Off topic; OMFG my Forza fail is in Andy's sig

[Grant]

Jesus everyone on this forum is ending up single now. 306 oc magaluf mega meet? Lol

[CJ_Derv]

They are all the same until you find that one pal, im in a predicament (cant spell) ive met a lass who havent slept with after over 2 month (which is rare :S) and i fancy the arse off her but problem is she has a GF who is bangin but she has fallen in love with me and doesnt know what to do haha

and i really like her but wondering if shed go back to a bird as she got hurt bad by a lad and turned once.
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She has a girlfriend?? 3some!!! What you waiting for??
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Yess but her GF doesnt know about me hahahaha tried that one lol

[kentiiboii]

Jesus everyone on this forum is ending up single now. 306 oc magaluf mega meet? Lol

That would be awesome!

[CJ_Derv]

^^ agreed although you probably wouldnt see me for shagging hahahaha mint that place lol

[Ben Jay]

every one would come back with sore knobs either from too much sex or catching somthing from a skank!

[InkedMuttley]

Jesus everyone on this forum is ending up single now. 306 oc magaluf mega meet? Lol

Nurburgring meet FTW much more fun!