Single life.

[Kimmie]

he's left handed.

How would you know that?

[kingy]

errrrm, well, its like this. errrm. i wasnt my fault. its not what it looks like.

but he does give a good bj

[kentiiboii]

What do you think we was doing in the campervan at camping .


Cheers Kingy your a legend . I'll let him know .
Btw as if I thought of turning gay... You offering

Thanks to everyone else you've all made me see everything a better way . Just work and things got on top of me going to ring work up later and get night booked off for pugfest need another piss up with you all .

ATM I'm loving my new mrs. She don't moan and doesn't cost a penny .

[kingy]

^^ pam and her 5 daughters then kent. lol. dont have to tell em you love em aswell.

[ash240970]

Kenti, please don't put use the abbreviation ATM its not only what the Americans call a cash machine but in the porn industry it means ass to mouth - don't want people getting the wrong idea about you lol

[kingy]

and i thought i watched alot of porn lol. note to self..... google ATM.

[ash240970]

Youjizz is a site I highly recommend lol

[kentiiboii]

and i thought i watched alot of porn lol. note to self..... google ATM.

Can't be half a bad as half the shit your boss searches for in his spare time!!!!

[InkedMuttley]

After the first year on your own you forget all about it. Been single for 9 years nearly now so have forgotten how to speak to the ladies had a few dates and they've all turned out to be twats so left that on the back burner for a bit but have a party on the 30th of this month my best mate's 10th wedding anniversary and he's stipulated that I have to take a date was thinking of asking my Uncle's lodger who is a nice looking bird but not too sure whether to just ask her to be my date for this party or whether to just not bother going

Oh just be careful w*nker's cramp is a b'stard!!!

[kentiiboii]

9 years! You must be a reborn virgin!


Go and ask her mate.


Worst will happen is she'll say no!
Best thing that could happen is he
Could be the f*ck of your life!

[Grant]

What you got to lose mate? Just take her along, have fun and enjoy it. If you dont like her, dont see her again.

[ash240970]

Even if you don't like her, make an effort and at least try and get a shag out of it,

[declantg]

Do what i do;
-Get lashed
-Go to parties
-Overconfident fail
-Sympathy blowjob
-Cries self to sleep
-Repeat

[Grant]

^^^ Lol, this man has it sorted!

[thms182]

Become one of those guys that get turned on by cars and have sex with them. Marry your pug, then buy a bungalow together to live out the rest of your days.
Clicky

[procta]

lol at that link!!

"In the rock opera Joe's Garage (1979), by Frank Zappa, the titular character is claimed to be an "appliance fetishist" by the Church of Appliantology and has a homosexual relationship with an industrial vacuum cleaner."

you get some mad shit in this world lol!
all the lasses i have met have been a waste of time sadly.
ealier on in the year i got in touch with one of the lasses from school.
we caught up on what we had got up to since leaving school etc, she was interested ( gave me a pet name) as she said i reminded her of her favouite tv programe. so i went in for the kill and asked her if she wanted to meet up in person. i didnt get a reply, so i waited to see what happends. she said i sent you a reply to this message.
but i kept getting mixed signals after that, so kept it as friends.
i dont know what it is with lasses i have met like, they say iam cute and nice natured. but with me been a small lad (5ft 3) yeah proctas a short arse. i think they get put off by that sadly.
NO before anyone says cause you own a metro or a derv etc as i dont tell them.

[Kezzieboy]

I've just discovered that the best way to get girls...is to be taken, it seems that everyone is interested now, always want what they cant have!

[Eeyore]

im just too nice it would seem! Still at least in the last few years ive developed the balls to ask girls out! lol

[InkedMuttley]

Yep that's my problem too mate people always tell me to treat em mean and keep em keen etc and I just can't do it. The bird in question I've known for over a year now and where as I usually get stuck in the friend zone I can't say I've seen her often enough to be just a friend but she's lovely down to earth not full of herself etc and by god does she scrub up well!

I did once make the drunken mistake of giving her a hug (we were both FUBAR) and grabbing her tit.

Procta seriously 5'3"? My f*cking shoe's bigger than that lmao!

[Scott]

I did once make the drunken mistake of giving her a hug (we were both FUBAR) and grabbing her tit.

That ol' chestnut ey

[Ben Jay]

i'm in exactly the same boat too! I split from my ex fiancé just over a month ago now...turns out she cheated on me...


The thing im finding is i see a good looking girl and start talking to them...then they open their mouths and they are f*cking dumb as 2 bricks! turns me right off them and i cant seem to connect with a girl who i have no interest talking to!

i have met one girl though and we have alot in common but i have no idea where its going to lead to! just seeing how it goes...

things tend to happen when you dont expect them to! you could be in a compelty random situation and find the girl of your dreams!

[kentiiboii]

Just going to spend the time alone. Talking to you guys. Making regular apperence at our Mechanophilia anominous meetings at our Mechanophilia shows and just havinga one massive gang bang with each others 306 in our tents

Just gotta go in for it. Keep me chin up. tell you what though. My first day off work today... It was shit. Usually I'd be at the mrs house having sex pretty much all day haha.

On the up side iceland have put me on their insurance for home delivery van. I've heared the bloke who does it at the minutes is getting old and said he wants me to do Friday and Saturday for him because I know our area like back of my hand, as well as my hours in store.

Which is experience for driving vans so will widen my chances for courier work

Also means seeing as I have no mrs, more money and minus a second job do I have more time to concentrate on getting my buisness going doing technology laptops consoles and do on. .

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Oh and I was so bored today I took my dog on a 3 hour long walk and tired the poor thing out but gave me loads of time to think . Going to walk the dog more often and slowly get back into going gym........











Maybe

[InkedMuttley]

The thing im finding is i see a good looking girl and start talking to them...then they open their mouths and they are f*cking dumb as 2 bricks!

See I seem to have better luck with the ones that are as thick as 2 short planks but then again I'm no looker I'm 6'1" according to the local Plod or 5'9" according to my doctor...but then again he is only about 4' anyway!

Only thing is because of my height and stature it seems to put people off as I'm generally seen as quite threatening (truth: I'm a pussy!)

But this bird is special who knows I might just ask her out got feck all to lose and it's not as if I'm a stranger to the "Erm let me get back to you I think I'm busy" excuse!

[MrsMidnight]

The Internet is for porn... The Internet is for porn, so grab your Dick and double click for porn porn porn!!

[InkedMuttley]

When you've even sunk to the level of looking at midget porn...you know you've seen EVERYTHING.

Nah I'd like the real thing!

[kentiiboii]

The thing im finding is i see a good looking girl and start talking to them...then they open their mouths and they are f*cking dumb as 2 bricks!

See I seem to have better luck with the ones that are as thick as 2 short planks but then again I'm no looker I'm 6'1" according to the local Plod or 5'9" according to my doctor...but then again he is only about 4' anyway!

Only thing is because of my height and stature it seems to put people off as I'm generally seen as quite threatening (truth: I'm a pussy!)

But this bird is special who knows I might just ask her out got feck all to lose and it's not as if I'm a stranger to the "Erm let me get back to you I think I'm busy" excuse!

Probably washing the pubic hair!


Mrs midnight your amazing :p
And thanks for trying to bash my door in as well as scratching my nicely painted mirrors with your arse!! .

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Midget porn is awesome!!! I'd love to shag a midget! Defferntly up there with a chink!

[Connor]

Ok this is going in a bad direction lol lets keep away from the "racial" comments before rowell gets wind!

[kentiiboii]

Midget is not racism

[Connor]

No a midget is not a race... That's not what i was getting at lol

[InkedMuttley]

No a midget is not a race... That's not what i was getting at lol

It is if they're trying to catch you LMFAO!!!