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Right, here goes....
Myself and Niall are always on the hunt for a challenge, and are not ones to turn one down... So when we set our selves the task of building the super secret project we couldnt refuse!
We have kept this under wraps for the camping meet, constructing it in the dark of night, and in strict secrecy...
Everyone will be able to view this in the flesh at the camping meet!
So, this is how the project started its life:
![[Image: Top%2BSecret%2BClassified.]](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5zdYZrTcmdY/TZ4biq3W2wI/AAAAAAAAAyE/uTV4aBurwTM/s400/Top%2BSecret%2BClassified.)
A lot of time was put into getting it off the ground, and making it into something more functional, as below:
Then once this was done, work began on refining a few minor details:
And how it stands now:
Theres still a few small jobs to finish to get it to top standard, but nothig that cannot be completed before friday!
For those of you who are confused as f*ck, all will be revealed at the camping meet! 8-)
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and you say i post useless shit?....
my case has been rested
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You really are a pair of dicks
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Connor Wrote:You really are a pair of dicks
Won't be saying that when you see the project
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Bet you I do...
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What does that make you then connor? 
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A giant phallus, but thats besides the point
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Sneak peek:
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Drilldo?
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Like I'd let you near one of them Connor!
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Have either of you 2 bellends got a spare battery for our key fobs?
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That won't power your drilldo, but I'll have a look anyway
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Connor Wrote:Have either of you 2 bellends got a spare battery for our key fobs?
I have but keep talking to me like that and you ain't having it lol
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Phuck you then 
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Is a drilldo what I think it is? Did you make power tools GAY?!?!
I must go weld things.
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Connor Wrote:Have either of you 2 bellends got a spare battery for our key fobs?
i have 
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Grant Wrote:Sneak peek:
mobile music system?
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Will be revealed tomorrow at camping!
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THE_Liam Wrote:Epic set of BBQ tools?
What like screwdrivers and a wall paper scraper? That's what I'm using 
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Niall Wrote:THE_Liam Wrote:Epic set of BBQ tools?
What like screwdrivers and a wall paper scraper? That's what I'm using
He said BBQ not B&Q 
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I know.....still maintain what I said! Lol
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Niall Wrote:I know.....still maintain what I said! Lol
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can you pm me and i will swear to secrecy as i wont be camping
pweeeeeeease!
Actually, detective work:
Grant Wrote:Niall you muppet I'm bringing my BBQ. Can cook for about 8-10 people on there if anyone is interested?
This means you are going to need a lot of meat - THIS box contains a portable fridge to carry the meat around within, keeping it all fresh!! :clap:
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ginge191 Wrote:can you pm me and i will swear to secrecy as i wont be camping
pweeeeeeease!
No. I will however put up pics once it's unveiled! Lol
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I have one of them boxes. It could be anything in there!
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Lol ginge mobile fridge. Pretty compact one if it is!
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It's obviously a hard case dildo protector!
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Games console and screen or just a tv?
I was gonna say that Danny, had to change my post lol
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