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I could show you things you could only ever imagine and perform sexual acts that would leave your legs shaking for days afterwards.
Unfortunately you all live a REALLY long way away so f*ck you.
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(10-10-2013, 07:18 PM)Stephen Wrote: I have about 30 of them in my fridge kent! haha
Coming rr day?? :-D
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I'm good with..
the spanners etc,
general consumer advice (helped curt with his recent phone woes)
General lettings advice and contract advice
more importantly I deal with around 500 deposit disputes so can really help here,
Make an awesome cuppa
I used to be a chef
I have other talents so just ask
the smokey old bus that sounds like a tractor...
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I can reach high things most cant.
I can offend you and most of your friends, neighbours and family very easily.
I will drink your coffee and eat your bacon sarnies all day
I will obliterate the porcelain on your toilet then leave without flushing.
Let me know if anyone wants my services
Team Eaton
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im a right misrable lady garden
i hate everyone
and its all mine
now bugger off!
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(10-10-2013, 07:49 PM)Stephen Wrote: Haha no sorry
Good job I get discount at iceland then :-)
(10-10-2013, 07:50 PM)Niall Wrote: I can reach high things most cant.
I can offend you and most of your friends, neighbours and family very easily.
I will drink your coffee and eat your bacon sarnies all day
I will obliterate the porcelain on your toilet then leave without flushing.
Let me know if anyone wants my services
Im good at destroying my own Toilet!
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Erm, I am NOT offering a hook up!
but I can offer full tool kit, engine crane etc. gravel drive though
although as peeps know you get full catering when you come help me!
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Got a big drive, friends who will insist on getting you absolutely shit faced (Samass will vouch for this!), and an enthusiasm for procrastination.
Did you want useful things? Sorry.
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(10-10-2013, 08:43 AM)cpikey316_ Wrote: but I am a science teacher up to KS4 and a chemistry specialist at A level, so could offer assistance there.
On the 306 waiting list.
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I so almost posted that
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I sense a new title coming on
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(10-10-2013, 10:35 PM)Curt Wrote: I so almost posted that
The kids in school keep asking, when am I going to grow a goatee and start making crystal meth....
Grrrr
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(11-10-2013, 12:31 PM)cpikey316_ Wrote: (10-10-2013, 10:35 PM)Curt Wrote: I so almost posted that
The kids in school keep asking, when am I going to grow a goatee and start making crystal meth....
Grrrr
so when are you going to grow a goatee and make some meth..?
00' 106 Indy - Moonstone - Sold
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97' 306 P2 DT - Silver - Scrapped
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(11-10-2013, 12:37 PM)adamm306 Wrote: (11-10-2013, 12:31 PM)cpikey316_ Wrote: (10-10-2013, 10:35 PM)Curt Wrote: I so almost posted that
The kids in school keep asking, when am I going to grow a goatee and start making crystal meth....
Grrrr
so when are you going to grow a goatee and make some meth..?
Sssssh, thats my backup plan
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11-10-2013, 12:53 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-10-2013, 12:54 PM by cully.)
C10H15N awsome numberplate
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Seeing as i never said.
Ive got a degree in computer technology and I can build computers, recommend laptops and other parts. I can also make basic websites.
Im a sailing instructor so I can teach people how to sail. I have a speedboat so can take people wakeboarding if its not windy, sunny and you can pay me.
Ive got loads of 306 parts.
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I'm a primary teacher and can offer advice/knowledge to young children, education system and so on..
Samass, go away
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(11-10-2013, 08:46 PM)ginge191 Wrote: I'm a primary teacher and can offer advice/knowledge to young children, education system and so on..
Samass, go away
Yeh but your ginger!!! So that negates any good you do in the community!! Lol
Iam Jonny b me ɑnd dum dum make man sandwiches at my house!!
I have dogs!! But if any of you young scallies are ever in my area then your more than welcome to pop in!! If I don't lιke lιke ya I'll tell you to f*ck off!!! Try your luck lol
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My people skills are pretty good.
F**k you all.
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Hi I'm Connor, I defuse road rage and general situations
306oc Chat Wrote:15:30: Toms306 - :Genuinely thought it was gonna explode when I was playing with Sam
22:57: SRowell - :wtf why didnt you try harder to make me come!
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I'm good with advice regarding dogs if it's ever needed...
Otherwise I sometimes bake cookies for meets, can get you things from a low shelf or cupboard, can bite knees of people you don't like and uh... Yeah...
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11-10-2013, 11:30 PM
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(11-10-2013, 11:12 PM)Connor Wrote: defuse road rage
Fisty-cuffs at dawn or...
the smokey old bus that sounds like a tractor...
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(11-10-2013, 11:21 PM)MrsMidnight Wrote: I'm good with advice regarding dogs if it's ever needed...
Was meaning to speak to you about that actually
306oc Chat Wrote:15:30: Toms306 - :Genuinely thought it was gonna explode when I was playing with Sam
22:57: SRowell - :wtf why didnt you try harder to make me come!
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(11-10-2013, 11:38 PM)Connor Wrote: (11-10-2013, 11:21 PM)MrsMidnight Wrote: I'm good with advice regarding dogs if it's ever needed...
Was meaning to speak to you about that actually
Unsure if troll or serious...
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(10-10-2013, 10:32 PM)Jake Wrote: (10-10-2013, 08:43 AM)cpikey316_ Wrote: but I am a science teacher up to KS4 and a chemistry specialist at A level, so could offer assistance there.
Damn.
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(11-10-2013, 08:46 PM)ginge191 Wrote: I'm a primary teacher and can offer advice/knowledge to young children, education system and so on..
Samass, go away
306oc free school?
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(12-10-2013, 07:00 AM)cpikey316_ Wrote: (11-10-2013, 08:46 PM)ginge191 Wrote: I'm a primary teacher and can offer advice/knowledge to young children, education system and so on..
Samass, go away
306oc Preschool?
EFA!
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Hs anyone in Bristol got a dry space I could use for a few hours tomorrow (Sunday) to sort my front brakes out ?? Only space I have is on a busy road and it's suppose to pee down tomorrow
Pwetty please
the smokey old bus that sounds like a tractor...
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What you need doing mate?
306oc Chat Wrote:15:30: Toms306 - :Genuinely thought it was gonna explode when I was playing with Sam
22:57: SRowell - :wtf why didnt you try harder to make me come!
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