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Ok so I know most people on this forum are men and as such, probably arnt the most romantic of people!
It's that time again but who's doing anything for it?
Personally I don't see the point and think its just a gimmic devised by the shops but the missus likes it 
What are you guys doing for it? I'm a bit stuck for ideas to be honest. We went away last weekend to a 5* hotel/spa as a present for valentines day and her birthday and because of that, I'm now skint!
Ideas people!
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I treat her right through the year so we do feck all for valentines it's a crock of shit anyways, meal or flowers but we do that anyways
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Jonny b Wrote:I treat her right through the year so we do feck all for valentines it's a crock of shit anyways, meal or flowers but we do that anyways
That's what I have always said. If you love someone, you don't need a day to show it because you should be doing it all year round!
Even still....I will still get a absolute battering if I don't do anything! Haha
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My mate split up with his gf... so obviously being single ive been talking to her and bought her an awkward turtle for valentines lol.
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Sam offer to come round and smash her back doors in. If she's just been dumped, you know she's game!
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NiallHarper Wrote:Sam offer to come round and smash her back doors in. If she's just been dumped, you know she's game!
lol nah shes lovely really and isnt over him. Im just offering support...
seriously my boner for her could hold up an entire building!
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SRowell Wrote:NiallHarper Wrote:Sam offer to come round and smash her back doors in. If she's just been dumped, you know she's game!
lol nah shes lovely really and isnt over him. Im just offering support...
seriously my boner for her could hold up an entire building!
In which case perfect timing to offer her a sympathy shag.
Just get your hard on out and say "that's for you love" and she will be wet for you in seconds!
does help if you don't have a baby dick though 
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SRowell Wrote:NiallHarper Wrote:Sam offer to come round and smash her back doors in. If she's just been dumped, you know she's game!
lol nah shes lovely really and isnt over him. Im just offering support...
seriously my boner for her could hold up an entire building! But you drive a 1.8 so she isnt interested :-) whats hernumber?
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4WayDiablo Wrote:But you drive a 1.8 so she isnt interested :-) whats hernumber?
And you drive a John Deere so she won't want to go anywhere near you! Especially when your late because you had to fix a boost pipe!
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4WayDiablo Wrote:SRowell Wrote:lol nah shes lovely really and isnt over him. Im just offering support...
seriously my boner for her could hold up an entire building! But you drive a 1.8 so she isnt interested :-) whats hernumber?
quiet you! 1.8s are great...
like a gti6 you could batter the bies off a girl and be out in a few minutes...
a dturbo you could go for days but itd be really boring....
a na d is just turning up having coffee for hours until its awakrd and leaving...
a 1.8 is turning up in like swanky boxers getting down to it and lasting for an entire night 
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Love how quickly this thread went downhill.....
I don't buy into Valentine's Day. I'll get Scott a card, because to me that's a memory he can keep, but we don't do presents or meals out (same restaurants charge loads more for a special menu?!). We just spend it together, cook a nice meal and have quality time together! It was our anniversary last month and we had a night away, and that's more important to me than some day made up by Hallmark!
You don't need to go all out or do anything special, just make sure you have a quality evening together and pay her lots of attention. Make sure you get a card, and maybe just a single rose?
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whhhhaattttt somebody has edited my post! oh...
EDIT: apparently swanky is filtered as wrist exercise!
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NiallHarper Wrote:4WayDiablo Wrote:But you drive a 1.8 so she isnt interested :-) whats hernumber?
And you drive a John Deere so she won't want to go anywhere near you! Especially when your late because you had to fix a boost pipe! My boost pipe is fixed. Adapter is in and holding
And everyone knows chicks dig boost!
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I love your efforts Kim! lol
Run her a bath, give her a massage, and see what happens then - that way you both get something out of it?! Paul bought me underwear, that kinda has the same effect... 
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4WayDiablo Wrote:My boost pipe is fixed. Adapter is in and holding
And everyone knows chicks dig boost!
Yeah but you have dirty boost. 1.8 petrol boost is where it's at!
Everyone knows chicks dig 6.5k!
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Its true, girls get wet with the pull of a turbo and the bass from your sub... badman....
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MrsMoonstone Wrote:I love your efforts Kim! lol
Run her a bath, give her a massage, and see what happens then - that way you both get something out of it?! Paul bought me underwear, that kinda has the same effect...
I think we are staying away from massages. We had one at that spa at the weekend and although my bad back feels better, my god I thought the woman doing it was going to shatter my spine!
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[quote="KimmieKat"]Love how quickly this thread went downhill.....
agreed lol...bloody blokes!!
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NiallHarper Wrote:4WayDiablo Wrote:My boost pipe is fixed. Adapter is in and holding
And everyone knows chicks dig boost!
Yeah but you have dirty boost. 1.8 petrol boost is where it's at!
Everyone knows chicks dig 6.5k! I know chicks dig 6.5k... my derv does 6.5k
Also they may dig a 1.8 petrol boost but i dont see you with one of them :-P
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declantg Wrote:Its true, girls get wet with the pull of a turbo and the bass from your sub... badman....
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True! Thats why theres no female superbike drivers! They all get horny and have to go frig themselves off!
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declantg Wrote:Its true, girls get wet with the pull of a turbo and the bass from your sub... badman....
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Anyway I've got the best of both worlds. 6.5k petrol and boost!
Although I don't think a Octavia estate is a pussy wagon!
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tachagti6 Wrote:KimmieKat Wrote:Love how quickly this thread went downhill..... agreed lol...bloody blokes!! Hush you!
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4WayDiablo Wrote:I know chicks dig 6.5k... my derv does 6.5k
Also they may dig a 1.8 petrol boost but i dont see you with one of them :-P
Your car does 6.5k yes but not well! 
Oh and you don't see me with boost yet but give it time
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 I once was told by a female friend they enjoy the bass from the back seats, stained seats for the win
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NiallHarper Wrote:declantg Wrote:Its true, girls get wet with the pull of a turbo and the bass from your sub... badman....
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Anyway I've got the best of both worlds. 6.5k petrol and boost!
Although I don't think a Octavia estate is a pussy wagon! Your not helping yourself mate! Pink writing! :o
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NiallHarper Wrote:4WayDiablo Wrote:I know chicks dig 6.5k... my derv does 6.5k
Also they may dig a 1.8 petrol boost but i dont see you with one of them :-P
Your car does 6.5k yes but not well!
Oh and you don't see me with boost yet but give it time Untill then nial you shall be in the slow lane :-P
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Mine has boost and 2 flat tyres beat that lol
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4WayDiablo Wrote:Untill then nial you shall be in the slow lane :-P
Slow lane? Didn't see you pulling away at the tunnel meet. Probably because your unreliable tractor was broken in all fairness. :mrgreen:
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NiallHarper Wrote:4WayDiablo Wrote:Untill then nial you shall be in the slow lane :-P
Slow lane? Didn't see you pulling away at the tunnel meet. Probably because your unreliable tractor was broken in all fairness. :mrgreen: Agreed yes it was broken haha spent most of that meet in my warm engine bay
But as said its fixed now so .... rematch? :-P
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