f*cking did it

[vlj]

When's the house warming party then!

[sam]

well done dude!

[Tallguy_2]

Well done dudeman

[Rich306]

OH f*ck, you'll be just across the water from me!! :O

[Matt]

Haha yeah the roads here are shit, the amount of potholes is crazy, spend my entire time looking like a drunk driver swerving around them.

Ginge, found most already while just driving round. Every car over here seems to be a modded 106 or mk2 golf atm. Haven't seen much else


Apart from a barryboy 206 lol


Rich, yep just across the water. Where I'm currently staying is where the Portsmouth ferry goes to lol

[Piggy]

congrats matt....
hope all goes well.

my move across the country with my misses due to a job was the best thing we ever did...

hope its the same for you

[declantg]

Matt, what about tomatoes?
And can I come over?

[Matt]

Matt, what about tomatoes?
And can I come over?

Tomatoes are incredable over here, and yeah man have a sweet view point where would be sick for tomatoes

[declantg]

I'm so game for this, how much is the boat

[samass]

I'm so game for this, how much is the boat

Shotgun!!

[Niall]

House party at Matts soon?

[Scott]

I'm in.

[Niall]

Shot gun your passenger seat then!!

[Scott]

Thanks, I'll probably will need the extra weight in the front to help balance the f*cked rear beam

[ash240970]

Congrats dude, so this new flat/apartment thingy I take it the address is
Parkhurst Prison
Clissold Rd,
Newport,
Isle of Wight
PO30 5NX

And its a category B prison - are you sure she said she was over 16? lmao

[Matt]

Definitely party at mine! Same day return is 38.50 most expensive ferry per mile iirc.

Also no, I'm far away from the prison, thank f*ck. That place is scary at night

[Curt]

£40?! I like you and all, but...

[Scott]

Also no, I'm far away from the prison, thank f*ck. That place is scary at night

So you're on day release?

[Matt]

£40 everyone jump in one car


And Scott

[Niall]

Same day return??? Matt i plan on getting so leathered that i wont be returning to the real island for at least 3 days.

[declantg]

£40 jesssssuss, plus fuel haha, what about 2 singles?

[Niall]

Seeing as i will almost defiantly end up driving, people are welcome to meet me somewhere in the real world and then come on the ferry with me

[declantg]

I would be happy for that, is there any searches before you board?

[Jonny b]

I would be up for this!! Bring me own beer and tomatoes, do you go through customs lol

[declantg]

I would be up for this!! Bring me own beer and tomatoes, do you go through customs lol

What I'm worried bout haha

[bigcheez2k3]

You never leave the UK so I doubt there are customs.

[declantg]

Good thing Samass's arsehole is loose enough for everyone's tomatoes then!

[samass]

Good thing Samass's arsehole is loose enough for everyone's tomatoes then!

And beers!

[vlj]

I would be up for this!! Bring me own beer and tomatoes, do you go through customs lol

What I'm worried bout haha

Customs on the Isle of Wight? They should be lucky we are even gracing them with our presence..

[Niall]

haha no there is no customs. its literally just give your ferry ticket and roll on.

Reminds me of a idiot i used to work with. He got one of them sun £9.50 holidays to IoW. Day before he was going we were in the van and he said "shit! I dont know where my passport is!" I said why and he said well im going on holiday tomorrow.......mong!!