wait...what?

[lolsteve]

just happened?

[Andy]

Gawd knows, but it's still a better love story than twilight.

[4WayDiablo]

Nobody knows. A war started and ended. A life was bought into and taken from this world.
Its best not to question them

[cwspellowe]

What just happened was a lesson in "banter"

Some of you would do well to realise no harm was meant, end of the day Dumdum wouldn't dare ban me as you'd all get really upset and shit.

[4WayDiablo]

Dum definitely needs to ban this douchbag who loves cocks! ^^^

[cwspellowe]

Dum definitely needs to ban this douchbag who loves cocks! ^^^

Definitely. Especially before I turn into a spelling nazi too, you douchebag.

[Niall]

What just happened was a lesson in "banter"

Some of you would do well to realise no harm was meant, end of the day Dumdum wouldn't dare ban me as you'd all get really upset and shit.

Dum dum wouldn't but I on the other hand are a bigger lady garden than dum dum








But I wouldn't because I reckon under that fugly exterior of yours, your just a big cuddly scot who just wants to be loved and accepted in society....non-Scottish/normal society that is.

[cwspellowe]

What just happened was a lesson in "banter"

Some of you would do well to realise no harm was meant, end of the day Dumdum wouldn't dare ban me as you'd all get really upset and shit.

Dum dum wouldn't but I on the other hand are a bigger lady garden than dum dum








But I wouldn't because I reckon under that fugly exterior of yours, your just a big cuddly scot who just wants to be loved and accepted in society....non-Scottish/normal society that is.

The ban hamster was on the internetz long before you were born, and it'll be here long after you're gone.

Your relatively recent acquisition of the aforementioned hamster makes you no more of a lady garden than anyone.

f*ck's sake, all these overnight startup lady gardens throwing their weight around.

[Niall]

Nah man I'm hardcore. I will be on this forum till the day it dies a .net death. I will go down with my ship

/overruling site admin

[cwspellowe]

Nah man I'm hardcore. I will be on this forum till the day it dies a .net death. I will go down with my ship

/overruling site admin

Still doesn't make you a lady garden though does it?

What I HAVE noticed though is that forum bashing seems to have died a death. I mind about 10 years ago on the old Max Power forums. All night spent photoshopping and trolling, proper manly insults getting thrown about and the admin letting them pass.

Now it's all "erhmahgherd people are arguing the place is going to fall to bits" like the fairies the majority of members are. Noone can dish out as good as they get anymore and it's depressing as let's face it, the ability to spar on the internet is what makes us men.

[Niall]

Not at all. It's just no one wants to mtfu and abuse. When I do I get told off by that lanky ginger prick who stole my van!

[cwspellowe]

So we blame Scott for the oestrogen/testosterone levels needing balanced?

[Niall]

Yah pretty much. Either that or we need a mass forum cull of whining little bitch faggots that can't take the high levels of banter that were about on this forum!

[cwspellowe]

Yah pretty much. Either that or we need a mass forum cull of whining little bitch faggots that can't take the high levels of banter that were about on this forum!

Quoted to preserve the honesty.

It's like when people sign up and get ripped.. too much namby pambyness these days, all "oh welcome to our community we love you" when it should be a baptism of fire to decide whether or not they're accepted.

[devils_fuel]

what did i miss? ...

[Niall]

Yah pretty much. Either that or we need a mass forum cull of whining little bitch faggots that can't take the high levels of banter that were about on this forum!

Quoted to preserve the honesty.

It's like when people sign up and get ripped.. too much namby pambyness these days, all "oh welcome to our community we love you" when it should be a baptism of fire to decide whether or not they're accepted.

I like this idea. Might get rid of the recent influx of idiots we have had!

[cwspellowe]

We have enough of a community now. We don't need any more friends. Therefore I propose all newbies get a baptism of fire to determine their worthiness.

And if a female signs up, everyone has to post "tits or gtfo" until the advice is taken.

[Matt]

Look guys can we all just get along.......












f*ck you Niall you lanky prick. And also f*ck you Chris you Scottish wanker.

Well, I feel better

[cwspellowe]

Look guys can we all just get along.......












f*ck you Niall you lanky prick. And also f*ck you Chris you Scottish wanker.

Well, I feel better

Shit lady garden is shit.

Basic insults taken from chapter 1 of "how to be an e-lady garden". Presumably someone part exchanged the book for your caravan and conrod shrapnel? Because you're certainly too poor to afford the £9.99 RRP.

[Puggie]

Your Scottish your opinion counts for nothing

[cwspellowe]

Your Scottish your opinion counts for nothing

Another one to enroll in the school of internetsults. Unfortunately I don't know enough about you to respond with a personalised insult, but i'm 99% sure you typed that while you were swapping between cocks to gag on.

Anyone else?

[Puggie]

As it happens i typed that as was plowing your mum up the cack shoot

Just thought i would get involved as there nothing like a bit forum banter tbh.


P.s pics to follow

[Andy]

Mum jokes?

For that it's pics of your mum or GTFO.

[Puggie]

I can take a picture of her grave stone ?

[Andy]

Y U MAKE MUM JOKES?

[cwspellowe]

I can take a picture of her grave stone ?

Overplayed.

Maybe it's the eyeful of semen that caused you to misread lesson two: do NOT use mum jokes at every opportunity.

I'd offer you a tissue but you probably wouldn't know what to do with that either...

[Dum-Dum]

end of the day Dumdum wouldn't dare ban me as you'd all get really upset and shit.

Is that a challenge?

Not at all. It's just no one wants to mtfu and abuse. When I do I get told off by that lanky ginger prick who stole my van!

Yeah this is my reason for not banning TBH cos scott would whinge. IMO before we can get some proper abuse we need to get rid of the swear filter the women who own/run this forum think we need (scott/fooby/ed/kim)

And also f*ck you Chris you Scottish wanker.

Do you mean me or pellowe? your not very specific you fat slice of dog shit

[puglove]

Ahhh man thus could epic. I dont think the baptisum of fire will go down well with scott but im on board



Lets get it on !!

[Andy]

Haha.
Is over played but I have been caught out before.

Felt bad doesn't even cover it.

[cwspellowe]

end of the day Dumdum wouldn't dare ban me as you'd all get really upset and shit.

Is that a challenge?

Did you just disappear for a few hours to grow a pair of balls? It usually happens when you're in your early teens, you notice hair in places you never had it before, and boys become more attractive to people like you.

According to your recent profile pic i'd say you've a few years to go yet, not a couple of hours..