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wait...what? - lolsteve - 06-03-2013
just happened?
RE: wait...what? - Andy - 06-03-2013
Gawd knows, but it's still a better love story than twilight.
RE: wait...what? - 4WayDiablo - 06-03-2013
Nobody knows. A war started and ended. A life was bought into and taken from this world.
Its best not to question them
RE: wait...what? - cwspellowe - 06-03-2013
What just happened was a lesson in "banter"
Some of you would do well to realise no harm was meant, end of the day Dumdum wouldn't dare ban me as you'd all get really upset and shit.
RE: wait...what? - 4WayDiablo - 06-03-2013
Dum definitely needs to ban this douchbag who loves cocks! ^^^
RE: wait...what? - cwspellowe - 06-03-2013
(06-03-2013, 01:54 PM)4WayDiablo Wrote: Dum definitely needs to ban this douchbag who loves cocks! ^^^
Definitely. Especially before I turn into a spelling nazi too, you douchebag.
RE: wait...what? - Niall - 06-03-2013
(06-03-2013, 01:54 PM)cwspellowe Wrote:
What just happened was a lesson in "banter"
Some of you would do well to realise no harm was meant, end of the day Dumdum wouldn't dare ban me as you'd all get really upset and shit.
Dum dum wouldn't but I on the other hand are a bigger lady garden than dum dum
But I wouldn't because I reckon under that fugly exterior of yours, your just a big cuddly scot who just wants to be loved and accepted in society....non-Scottish/normal society that is.
RE: wait...what? - cwspellowe - 06-03-2013
(06-03-2013, 01:56 PM)Niall Wrote:(06-03-2013, 01:54 PM)cwspellowe Wrote:
What just happened was a lesson in "banter"
Some of you would do well to realise no harm was meant, end of the day Dumdum wouldn't dare ban me as you'd all get really upset and shit.
Dum dum wouldn't but I on the other hand are a bigger lady garden than dum dum
But I wouldn't because I reckon under that fugly exterior of yours, your just a big cuddly scot who just wants to be loved and accepted in society....non-Scottish/normal society that is.
The ban hamster was on the internetz long before you were born, and it'll be here long after you're gone.
Your relatively recent acquisition of the aforementioned hamster makes you no more of a lady garden than anyone.
f*ck's sake, all these overnight startup lady gardens throwing their weight around.
RE: wait...what? - Niall - 06-03-2013
Nah man I'm hardcore. I will be on this forum till the day it dies a .net death. I will go down with my ship
/overruling site admin
RE: wait...what? - cwspellowe - 06-03-2013
(06-03-2013, 02:01 PM)Niall Wrote: Nah man I'm hardcore. I will be on this forum till the day it dies a .net death. I will go down with my ship
/overruling site admin
Still doesn't make you a lady garden though does it?
What I HAVE noticed though is that forum bashing seems to have died a death. I mind about 10 years ago on the old Max Power forums. All night spent photoshopping and trolling, proper manly insults getting thrown about and the admin letting them pass.
Now it's all "erhmahgherd people are arguing the place is going to fall to bits" like the fairies the majority of members are. Noone can dish out as good as they get anymore and it's depressing as let's face it, the ability to spar on the internet is what makes us men.
RE: wait...what? - Niall - 06-03-2013
Not at all. It's just no one wants to mtfu and abuse. When I do I get told off by that lanky ginger prick who stole my van!
RE: wait...what? - cwspellowe - 06-03-2013
So we blame Scott for the oestrogen/testosterone levels needing balanced?
RE: wait...what? - Niall - 06-03-2013
Yah pretty much. Either that or we need a mass forum cull of whining little bitch faggots that can't take the high levels of banter that were about on this forum!
RE: wait...what? - cwspellowe - 06-03-2013
(06-03-2013, 02:12 PM)Niall Wrote: Yah pretty much. Either that or we need a mass forum cull of whining little bitch faggots that can't take the high levels of banter that were about on this forum!
Quoted to preserve the honesty.
It's like when people sign up and get ripped.. too much namby pambyness these days, all "oh welcome to our community we love you" when it should be a baptism of fire to decide whether or not they're accepted.
RE: wait...what? - devils_fuel - 06-03-2013
what did i miss? ...
RE: wait...what? - Niall - 06-03-2013
(06-03-2013, 02:14 PM)cwspellowe Wrote:(06-03-2013, 02:12 PM)Niall Wrote: Yah pretty much. Either that or we need a mass forum cull of whining little bitch faggots that can't take the high levels of banter that were about on this forum!
Quoted to preserve the honesty.
It's like when people sign up and get ripped.. too much namby pambyness these days, all "oh welcome to our community we love you" when it should be a baptism of fire to decide whether or not they're accepted.
I like this idea. Might get rid of the recent influx of idiots we have had!
RE: wait...what? - cwspellowe - 06-03-2013
We have enough of a community now. We don't need any more friends. Therefore I propose all newbies get a baptism of fire to determine their worthiness.
And if a female signs up, everyone has to post "tits or gtfo" until the advice is taken.
RE: wait...what? - Matt - 06-03-2013
Look guys can we all just get along.......
f*ck you Niall you lanky prick. And also f*ck you Chris you Scottish wanker.
Well, I feel better
RE: wait...what? - cwspellowe - 06-03-2013
(06-03-2013, 02:27 PM)Matt Wrote: Look guys can we all just get along.......
f*ck you Niall you lanky prick. And also f*ck you Chris you Scottish wanker.
Well, I feel better
Shit lady garden is shit.
Basic insults taken from chapter 1 of "how to be an e-lady garden". Presumably someone part exchanged the book for your caravan and conrod shrapnel? Because you're certainly too poor to afford the £9.99 RRP.
Re: wait...what? - Puggie - 06-03-2013
Your Scottish your opinion counts for nothing
RE: wait...what? - cwspellowe - 06-03-2013
(06-03-2013, 02:38 PM)Puggie Wrote: Your Scottish your opinion counts for nothing
Another one to enroll in the school of internetsults. Unfortunately I don't know enough about you to respond with a personalised insult, but i'm 99% sure you typed that while you were swapping between cocks to gag on.
Anyone else?
Re: wait...what? - Puggie - 06-03-2013
As it happens i typed that as was plowing your mum up the cack shoot
Just thought i would get involved as there nothing like a bit forum banter tbh.
P.s pics to follow
RE: wait...what? - Andy - 06-03-2013
Mum jokes?
For that it's pics of your mum or GTFO.
Re: wait...what? - Puggie - 06-03-2013
I can take a picture of her grave stone ?
RE: wait...what? - Andy - 06-03-2013
Y U MAKE MUM JOKES?
RE: wait...what? - cwspellowe - 06-03-2013
(06-03-2013, 02:57 PM)Puggie Wrote: I can take a picture of her grave stone ?
Overplayed.
Maybe it's the eyeful of semen that caused you to misread lesson two: do NOT use mum jokes at every opportunity.
I'd offer you a tissue but you probably wouldn't know what to do with that either...
RE: wait...what? - Dum-Dum - 06-03-2013
(06-03-2013, 01:54 PM)cwspellowe Wrote: end of the day Dumdum wouldn't dare ban me as you'd all get really upset and shit.Is that a challenge?
(06-03-2013, 02:06 PM)Niall Wrote: Not at all. It's just no one wants to mtfu and abuse. When I do I get told off by that lanky ginger prick who stole my van!Yeah this is my reason for not banning TBH cos scott would whinge. IMO before we can get some proper abuse we need to get rid of the swear filter the women who own/run this forum think we need (scott/fooby/ed/kim)
(06-03-2013, 02:27 PM)Matt Wrote: And also f*ck you Chris you Scottish wanker.Do you mean me or pellowe? your not very specific you fat slice of dog shit
RE: wait...what? - puglove - 06-03-2013
Ahhh man thus could epic. I dont think the baptisum of fire will go down well with scott but im on board
Lets get it on !!
RE: wait...what? - Andy - 06-03-2013
Haha.
Is over played but I have been caught out before.
Felt bad doesn't even cover it.
RE: wait...what? - cwspellowe - 06-03-2013
(06-03-2013, 03:03 PM)Dum-Dum Wrote:(06-03-2013, 01:54 PM)cwspellowe Wrote: end of the day Dumdum wouldn't dare ban me as you'd all get really upset and shit.Is that a challenge?
Did you just disappear for a few hours to grow a pair of balls? It usually happens when you're in your early teens, you notice hair in places you never had it before, and boys become more attractive to people like you.
According to your recent profile pic i'd say you've a few years to go yet, not a couple of hours..