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Well... Im shit and have no idea what to get the missis for her birthday next week and thought what better way to have a thread full of funny ideas and maybe some genuine good ideas slipped in for good measure.
Oh and as an added incentive, I will actually buy (within reason) the funniest suggestion and if Im still alive after, post the results
I still want sensible suggestions though... f*ckers
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(02-02-2013, 12:28 AM)samass Wrote: A massive f*ck off rubber fist.
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i bought my ex a massive statue of a frog once, it was about 3ft tall and weighed a f*cking ton. really freaked her out to come home from work to find this huge frog statue in the middle of her flat haha.
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Just loled while taking a shit at samass's comment!!! 
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You lot are just as shit as me it seems... only 4 days left
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Depends what shes into mate, take her out for the weekend or something mushy. The saps usually lap it up, then when you're in the hotel room you can whip the rubber fist out!
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(07-02-2013, 11:28 PM)Oil-burner Wrote: Depends what shes into mate, take her out for the weekend or something mushy. The saps usually lap it up, then when you're in the hotel room you can whip the rubber fist out!
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I don't know why, but I expected more...
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(07-02-2013, 11:41 PM)Connor Wrote: I don't know why, but I expected more...
(07-02-2013, 11:48 PM)Oil-burner Wrote: Thats what she said
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(08-02-2013, 08:53 AM)Toms306 Wrote: (07-02-2013, 11:41 PM)Connor Wrote: I don't know why, but I expected more...
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Can see it now!! A box with a wide selection of rubber fists!
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Get all buttered and greased up, then wrestle her when she comes home.
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Depends on your budget and what she's interested in!?
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Ste she's interested in rubber fists if you didn't notice
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A female opinion maybe?
I'm awful to buy for, I never know what I want! Has she been dropping any hints about things? I usually do lol (don't think Scott notices though  ). You'd be safe with a piece of jewellery, chocolates, a cd/book/film you think she'd really like. Or, how about taking her to a show in the West End with an overnight stay? Pretty special!
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(08-02-2013, 01:21 PM)Kimmie Wrote: A female opinion maybe?
I'm awful to buy for, I never know what I want! Has she been dropping any hints about things? I usually do lol (don't think Scott notices though ). You'd be safe with a piece of jewellery, chocolates, a cd/book/film you think she'd really like. Or, how about taking her to a show in the West End with an overnight stay? Pretty special!
Quoting this post so I can find the thread easier when it gets to your birthday, since I'll inevitably miss all the hints and can just rely on this instead.
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(08-02-2013, 01:24 PM)Scott Wrote: (08-02-2013, 01:21 PM)Kimmie Wrote: A female opinion maybe?
I'm awful to buy for, I never know what I want! Has she been dropping any hints about things? I usually do lol (don't think Scott notices though ). You'd be safe with a piece of jewellery, chocolates, a cd/book/film you think she'd really like. Or, how about taking her to a show in the West End with an overnight stay? Pretty special!
Quoting this post so I can find the thread easier when it gets to your birthday, since I'll inevitably miss all the hints and can just rely on this instead.
Good plan! Although I did tell you wanted for Christmas & Birthday last year 
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This is what I hate about females! Why drop hints? Why not just come out with it and say "I want a rubber fist" instead of "did you see that rubber foot advertised on CBBC the other day? Bet a fist would be great fun"
Worst we will say is no but you get the hump when we don't get your not blatant hints at all!
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