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Birthday Ideas - Connor - 01-02-2013
Well... Im shit and have no idea what to get the missis for her birthday next week and thought what better way to have a thread full of funny ideas and maybe some genuine good ideas slipped in for good measure.
Oh and as an added incentive, I will actually buy (within reason) the funniest suggestion and if Im still alive after, post the results
I still want sensible suggestions though... f*ckers
RE: Birthday Ideas - samass - 02-02-2013
A massive f*ck off rubber fist.
Birthday Ideas - kentiiboii - 02-02-2013
(02-02-2013, 12:28 AM)samass Wrote: A massive f*ck off rubber fist.
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RE: Birthday Ideas - ozonehostile - 02-02-2013
i bought my ex a massive statue of a frog once, it was about 3ft tall and weighed a f*cking ton. really freaked her out to come home from work to find this huge frog statue in the middle of her flat haha.
but then i did make it up to her by taking her for a weekend away in london
RE: Birthday Ideas - the milkman - 02-02-2013
Just loled while taking a shit at samass's comment!!!
Ermmm get her a 306
RE: Birthday Ideas - Toms306 - 02-02-2013
Cant go wrong with chocolate for females.
...like I'd know...
RE: Birthday Ideas - Eeyore - 02-02-2013
A chocolate fist? Then you definitely cant go wrong!
RE: Birthday Ideas - devils_fuel - 02-02-2013
A bum from Tom and then you'd be Ron Jeremy in her eyes...
Sorry Connor but had to...
RE: Birthday Ideas - Matt - 02-02-2013
Party in reading
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RE: Birthday Ideas - 4WayDiablo - 02-02-2013
Playzone
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Matt... 8888 posts! :-0
RE: Birthday Ideas - Connor - 07-02-2013
You lot are just as shit as me it seems... only 4 days left
RE: Birthday Ideas - Niall - 07-02-2013
28" black floppy rubber cock and a 4oz bottle of astroglide.
RE: Birthday Ideas - ozonehostile - 07-02-2013
all 57 varieties of heinz
RE: Birthday Ideas - Oil-burner - 07-02-2013
Depends what shes into mate, take her out for the weekend or something mushy. The saps usually lap it up, then when you're in the hotel room you can whip the rubber fist out!
RE: Birthday Ideas - ozonehostile - 07-02-2013
(07-02-2013, 11:28 PM)Oil-burner Wrote: Depends what shes into mate, take her out for the weekend or something mushy. The saps usually lap it up, then when you're in the hotel room you can whip the rubber fist out!
RE: Birthday Ideas - Connor - 07-02-2013
I don't know why, but I expected more...
RE: Birthday Ideas - Oil-burner - 07-02-2013
Thats what she said
RE: Birthday Ideas - Poodle - 08-02-2013
A washing up bowl.
RE: Birthday Ideas - Jonny81191 - 08-02-2013
A cheese grater?
RE: Birthday Ideas - the milkman - 08-02-2013
A puppy? Bitches love puppies..
And rubber fists
RE: Birthday Ideas - Toms306 - 08-02-2013
(07-02-2013, 11:41 PM)Connor Wrote: I don't know why, but I expected more...
(07-02-2013, 11:48 PM)Oil-burner Wrote: Thats what she said
What she will be saying on her birthday when Connor hasn't got her anything...
RE: Birthday Ideas - the milkman - 08-02-2013
(08-02-2013, 08:53 AM)Toms306 Wrote:(07-02-2013, 11:41 PM)Connor Wrote: I don't know why, but I expected more...
(07-02-2013, 11:48 PM)Oil-burner Wrote: Thats what she said
What she will be saying on her birthday when Connor hasn't got her anything...
Can see it now!! A box with a wide selection of rubber fists!
RE: Birthday Ideas - sammy9212 - 08-02-2013
Double ended rubber fist? Something you can use together
RE: Birthday Ideas - lolsteve - 08-02-2013
Get all buttered and greased up, then wrestle her when she comes home.
Trust.
Birthday Ideas - Stephen - 08-02-2013
Depends on your budget and what she's interested in!?
RE: Birthday Ideas - the milkman - 08-02-2013
Ste she's interested in rubber fists if you didn't notice
RE: Birthday Ideas - Kimmie - 08-02-2013
A female opinion maybe?
I'm awful to buy for, I never know what I want! Has she been dropping any hints about things? I usually do lol (don't think Scott notices though
). You'd be safe with a piece of jewellery, chocolates, a cd/book/film you think she'd really like. Or, how about taking her to a show in the West End with an overnight stay? Pretty special!
RE: Birthday Ideas - Scott - 08-02-2013
(08-02-2013, 01:21 PM)Kimmie Wrote: A female opinion maybe?
I'm awful to buy for, I never know what I want! Has she been dropping any hints about things? I usually do lol (don't think Scott notices though
Quoting this post so I can find the thread easier when it gets to your birthday, since I'll inevitably miss all the hints and can just rely on this instead.
RE: Birthday Ideas - Kimmie - 08-02-2013
(08-02-2013, 01:24 PM)Scott Wrote:(08-02-2013, 01:21 PM)Kimmie Wrote: A female opinion maybe?
I'm awful to buy for, I never know what I want! Has she been dropping any hints about things? I usually do lol (don't think Scott notices though
Quoting this post so I can find the thread easier when it gets to your birthday, since I'll inevitably miss all the hints and can just rely on this instead.
Good plan! Although I did tell you wanted for Christmas & Birthday last year
RE: Birthday Ideas - Niall - 08-02-2013
This is what I hate about females! Why drop hints? Why not just come out with it and say "I want a rubber fist" instead of "did you see that rubber foot advertised on CBBC the other day? Bet a fist would be great fun"
Worst we will say is no but you get the hump when we don't get your not blatant hints at all!