Posts: 19,854
Threads: 581
Joined: Dec 2011
Reputation:
195
Location: Bournemouth
Car Model/Spec: Supercharged 306 GTi6
Thanks: 36
Given 82 thank(s) in 78 post(s)
Well seeing as the world is ending tomorrow, ive got a few things id like to say.
a) Ive lied about my sexuality. Im actually straight
b) I dont live for the 306. I secretly own a audi A3
c) your all cocks
d) Samass is a virgin
e) Scott is infact paying kim to pretend to be his girlfriend. In fact hes a complete raving homo who is keeping astroglide in business.
Thought i might as well be honest!
Team Eaton
1999 China Blue 306 GTi6 - Eaton Supercharged - 214.5bhp 181lbft
Posts: 2,330
Threads: 36
Joined: Dec 2011
Reputation:
18
Location: Naarwich
Car Model/Spec: DT
Thanks: 0
Given 2 thank(s) in 2 post(s)
I would rep you, but as it will be made redundant in a couple of hours I won't bother...
On the 306 waiting list.
Posts: 8,298
Threads: 289
Joined: Nov 2011
Reputation:
92
Location: London
Car Model/Spec: Phase 17 R26
Thanks: 0
Given 1 thank(s) in 1 post(s)
I've*...I'm*
don't*...an Audi A3*
you're*
The last one was great though. Good attempt. C+
Posts: 19,854
Threads: 581
Joined: Dec 2011
Reputation:
195
Location: Bournemouth
Car Model/Spec: Supercharged 306 GTi6
Thanks: 36
Given 82 thank(s) in 78 post(s)
amended just for you scott
Team Eaton
1999 China Blue 306 GTi6 - Eaton Supercharged - 214.5bhp 181lbft
Posts: 15,646
Threads: 541
Joined: Dec 2011
Reputation:
124
Location: Aylesbury
Car Model/Spec: 320bhp Impreza WRX
Thanks: 7
Given 59 thank(s) in 58 post(s)
a) bollocks! I'll stop trying to chat you up when drunk then.
Posts: 8,298
Threads: 289
Joined: Nov 2011
Reputation:
92
Location: London
Car Model/Spec: Phase 17 R26
Thanks: 0
Given 1 thank(s) in 1 post(s)
(20-12-2012, 07:38 PM)Niall Wrote: amended just for you scott Thanks.
He's*...Astroglide*
Posts: 2,035
Threads: 63
Joined: Mar 2012
Reputation:
26
Location: Bicester
Car Model/Spec: GTi6
Thanks: 0
Given 0 thank(s) in 0 post(s)
Posts: 4,135
Threads: 78
Joined: Dec 2011
Reputation:
49
Location: Chichester
Thanks: 0
Given 0 thank(s) in 0 post(s)
(20-12-2012, 07:36 PM)Scott Wrote: I've*...I'm*
don't*...an Audi A3*
you're*
Beat me to it 
Posts: 19,854
Threads: 581
Joined: Dec 2011
Reputation:
195
Location: Bournemouth
Car Model/Spec: Supercharged 306 GTi6
Thanks: 36
Given 82 thank(s) in 78 post(s)
(20-12-2012, 07:36 PM)Scott Wrote: I've*...I'm*
don't*...an Audi A3*
you're*
The last one was great though. Good attempt. C+
you got a problem with people with dyslexia i take it you ginger lady garden.
yes i can talk to people however i want now seeing as everyone is going to die!
Team Eaton
1999 China Blue 306 GTi6 - Eaton Supercharged - 214.5bhp 181lbft
Posts: 7,152
Threads: 130
Joined: Jan 2012
Reputation:
82
Location: Kingston
Car Model/Spec: 106 GO-NAD
Thanks: 0
Given 0 thank(s) in 0 post(s)
f*ck the world, right?
Member of the 99% warning or you're nothing club
Posts: 8,298
Threads: 289
Joined: Nov 2011
Reputation:
92
Location: London
Car Model/Spec: Phase 17 R26
Thanks: 0
Given 1 thank(s) in 1 post(s)
(20-12-2012, 07:42 PM)Niall Wrote: (20-12-2012, 07:36 PM)Scott Wrote: I've*...I'm*
don't*...an Audi A3*
you're*
The last one was great though. Good attempt. C+
you got a problem with people with dyslexia i take it you ginger lady garden.
yes i can talk to people however i want now seeing as everyone is going to die!
No, just you!
It may be the end of the world tomorrow but you can still get banned (again) the night before
Posts: 19,854
Threads: 581
Joined: Dec 2011
Reputation:
195
Location: Bournemouth
Car Model/Spec: Supercharged 306 GTi6
Thanks: 36
Given 82 thank(s) in 78 post(s)
(20-12-2012, 07:50 PM)Scott Wrote: (20-12-2012, 07:42 PM)Niall Wrote: (20-12-2012, 07:36 PM)Scott Wrote: I've*...I'm*
don't*...an Audi A3*
you're*
The last one was great though. Good attempt. C+
you got a problem with people with dyslexia i take it you ginger lady garden.
yes i can talk to people however i want now seeing as everyone is going to die!
No, just you!
It may be the end of the world tomorrow but you can still get banned (again) the night before
As ive always said, you can ban me on here but i can still come and key words spelt wrong into your car just to piss you off!
Team Eaton
1999 China Blue 306 GTi6 - Eaton Supercharged - 214.5bhp 181lbft
Posts: 8,298
Threads: 289
Joined: Nov 2011
Reputation:
92
Location: London
Car Model/Spec: Phase 17 R26
Thanks: 0
Given 1 thank(s) in 1 post(s)
How can you incorrectly spell a drawing of a giant penis with wings?
Posts: 19,854
Threads: 581
Joined: Dec 2011
Reputation:
195
Location: Bournemouth
Car Model/Spec: Supercharged 306 GTi6
Thanks: 36
Given 82 thank(s) in 78 post(s)
(20-12-2012, 08:06 PM)Scott Wrote: How can you incorrectly spell a drawing of a giant penis with wings?
i dont do penis's with wings. Not my style. Ill just cover the car in sentences using your and you're but use them in the wrong context.
Team Eaton
1999 China Blue 306 GTi6 - Eaton Supercharged - 214.5bhp 181lbft
Posts: 7,152
Threads: 130
Joined: Jan 2012
Reputation:
82
Location: Kingston
Car Model/Spec: 106 GO-NAD
Thanks: 0
Given 0 thank(s) in 0 post(s)
That's me, not niall, that draws flying cocks. It's my trade mark. Copyright 2005.
Member of the 99% warning or you're nothing club
Posts: 4,135
Threads: 78
Joined: Dec 2011
Reputation:
49
Location: Chichester
Thanks: 0
Given 0 thank(s) in 0 post(s)
(20-12-2012, 08:07 PM)Niall Wrote: i dont do penis's with wings. Not my style. Ill just cover the car in sentences using your and you're but use them in the wrong context.
Probably be the only time you get them round the right way.
Posts: 19,854
Threads: 581
Joined: Dec 2011
Reputation:
195
Location: Bournemouth
Car Model/Spec: Supercharged 306 GTi6
Thanks: 36
Given 82 thank(s) in 78 post(s)
(20-12-2012, 08:26 PM)Curt Wrote: (20-12-2012, 08:07 PM)Niall Wrote: i dont do penis's with wings. Not my style. Ill just cover the car in sentences using your and you're but use them in the wrong context.
Probably be the only time you get them round the right way. You really are a cu*t arnt you?
Team Eaton
1999 China Blue 306 GTi6 - Eaton Supercharged - 214.5bhp 181lbft
Posts: 1,534
Threads: 29
Joined: Apr 2012
Reputation:
39
Location: Weston-super-Mare, Somerset
Car Model/Spec: Ph 2.5 Nile Blue GTi6
Thanks: 0
Given 1 thank(s) in 1 post(s)
Posts: 4,135
Threads: 78
Joined: Dec 2011
Reputation:
49
Location: Chichester
Thanks: 0
Given 0 thank(s) in 0 post(s)
Posts: 3,688
Threads: 27
Joined: Dec 2011
Reputation:
20
Thanks: 0
Given 0 thank(s) in 0 post(s)
Well seeing as we are being honest Iam only actually 18 years old!!!
Posts: 8,298
Threads: 289
Joined: Nov 2011
Reputation:
92
Location: London
Car Model/Spec: Phase 17 R26
Thanks: 0
Given 1 thank(s) in 1 post(s)
Jonny are you doing that thing that women like to do and count backwards once they hit 35? So that would actually make you 52? Yeah that sounds about right.
Posts: 1,534
Threads: 29
Joined: Apr 2012
Reputation:
39
Location: Weston-super-Mare, Somerset
Car Model/Spec: Ph 2.5 Nile Blue GTi6
Thanks: 0
Given 1 thank(s) in 1 post(s)
You sat there and worked that out?
Posts: 8,298
Threads: 289
Joined: Nov 2011
Reputation:
92
Location: London
Car Model/Spec: Phase 17 R26
Thanks: 0
Given 1 thank(s) in 1 post(s)
Posts: 3,688
Threads: 27
Joined: Dec 2011
Reputation:
20
Thanks: 0
Given 0 thank(s) in 0 post(s)
Ginger knob!!!
I been rumbled!!
During the war lol
Posts: 3,467
Threads: 186
Joined: Mar 2012
Reputation:
38
Location: Manchester
Car Model/Spec: MG ZR VVC
Thanks: 3
Given 21 thank(s) in 19 post(s)
(20-12-2012, 07:31 PM)Niall Wrote: d) Samass is a virgin
Bite the pillow...
Posts: 1,534
Threads: 29
Joined: Apr 2012
Reputation:
39
Location: Weston-super-Mare, Somerset
Car Model/Spec: Ph 2.5 Nile Blue GTi6
Thanks: 0
Given 1 thank(s) in 1 post(s)
(20-12-2012, 09:04 PM)lolsteve Wrote: (20-12-2012, 07:31 PM)Niall Wrote: d) Samass is a virgin
Bite the pillow...
You're going in dry?
Posts: 13,881
Threads: 476
Joined: Dec 2011
Reputation:
81
Location: Ipswich
Car Model/Spec: 306 Rallye
Thanks: 4
Given 104 thank(s) in 102 post(s)
(20-12-2012, 07:36 PM)Scott Wrote: I've*...I'm*
don't*...an Audi A3*
you're*
The last one was great though. Good attempt. C+
^^ Exactly what I was thinking.
(20-12-2012, 07:39 PM)vlj Wrote: Now who's Hitler!?
You called?
0/
/|
/ \
Posts: 19,854
Threads: 581
Joined: Dec 2011
Reputation:
195
Location: Bournemouth
Car Model/Spec: Supercharged 306 GTi6
Thanks: 36
Given 82 thank(s) in 78 post(s)
(20-12-2012, 09:55 PM)SRowell Wrote: (20-12-2012, 07:36 PM)Scott Wrote: I've*...I'm*
don't*...an Audi A3*
you're*
The last one was great though. Good attempt. C+
^^ Exactly what I was thinking.
f*ck me the grammar police really are out in force tonight.
Team Eaton
1999 China Blue 306 GTi6 - Eaton Supercharged - 214.5bhp 181lbft
Posts: 15,646
Threads: 541
Joined: Dec 2011
Reputation:
124
Location: Aylesbury
Car Model/Spec: 320bhp Impreza WRX
Thanks: 7
Given 59 thank(s) in 58 post(s)
(20-12-2012, 10:01 PM)Niall Wrote: F*ck me, the grammar police really are out in force tonight. And the capital letter and punctuation police too.
Posts: 7,152
Threads: 130
Joined: Jan 2012
Reputation:
82
Location: Kingston
Car Model/Spec: 106 GO-NAD
Thanks: 0
Given 0 thank(s) in 0 post(s)
(20-12-2012, 09:51 PM)Andy Wrote: (20-12-2012, 09:04 PM)lolsteve Wrote: (20-12-2012, 07:31 PM)Niall Wrote: d) Samass is a virgin
Bite the pillow...
You're going in dry?
Again? god, I'll need a new pillow at this rate....
Member of the 99% warning or you're nothing club
|
![[Image: SDC10442-1.jpg]](http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g281/smilepants/SDC10442-1.jpg)
![[Image: mcetg0.png]](http://i57.tinypic.com/mcetg0.png)
