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#91
17-12-2012, 10:41 PM
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Inconsiderate people decided to block the road because of black ice
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#92
17-12-2012, 10:48 PM
how inconsiderate the disco should of at least been able to drive outa that, or did the woman crash the only 4wd in the pic?
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#93
17-12-2012, 11:22 PM
The owner of the disco crashed first and was gone when i turned up, but the focus crashed just seconds before i got there. it would not start and im sure the disco is fu*ked too as the railings are into the firewall.

That woman is quite luckie, that railing stops not far from her face
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#94
17-12-2012, 11:39 PM
Car park is totally full and this guy parks like this.

Was so tempted to drag him out there.


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#95
17-12-2012, 11:44 PM
I'd have blocked him in, park really close across his rear bumper so he can't get out Big Grin
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#96
18-12-2012, 05:51 AM
The NAD would get in there...
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#97
18-12-2012, 10:37 AM
(18-12-2012, 05:51 AM)Poodle Wrote: The NAD would get in there...

I totally don't ever use the nad as a makeshift parking bollard.... :Whistle:
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#98
19-12-2012, 04:02 PM
If you thought people here were bad...

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#99
19-12-2012, 04:34 PM
^ How can the driver of got out of his car, looked back and thought 'Hmm that's acceptable'
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#100
19-12-2012, 04:44 PM
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#101
19-12-2012, 04:50 PM
I guess as they got out of the left side they didn't notice they'd completely blocked the other person in. They're still a spacko in any case.
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#102
19-12-2012, 04:53 PM
In all fairness.. the space to the left of the car is only JUST big enough for an average american to fit through...
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#103
29-12-2012, 09:24 AM
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#104
29-12-2012, 11:13 AM
Does look like crap parking but i imagine that post is actually stupid close to the car if you did park in that space. If its the end of a car park then might not be a bad idea to park like that.
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#105
29-12-2012, 11:18 AM
Nope there is loads of room if he parks properly used to be a fence all the way down there
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04-01-2013, 10:30 PM
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#107
05-01-2013, 12:10 AM
Casually parked at 90 degree from normal
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#108
10-01-2013, 01:30 PM
Just dropped the Missus off at work and saw this.

Disabled or not, there's no excuse!


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#109
10-01-2013, 01:36 PM
Should of put it on its side.
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#110
10-01-2013, 01:45 PM
(10-01-2013, 01:36 PM)DaveW Wrote: Should of put it on its side.

What and have some old dear come out give me a shoeing! Itwasntme
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#111
10-01-2013, 01:57 PM
Perhaps the handbrake had been left off and it had rolled backwards?
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#112
10-01-2013, 02:12 PM
(10-01-2013, 01:57 PM)burnmw Wrote: Perhaps the handbrake had been left off and it had rolled backwards?

Perhaps, or it ran out of juice and that's as far as it rolled.

But I doubt it.
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#113
10-01-2013, 02:52 PM
I'm starting to wonder how long it will be before something I've parked makes an appearance.

To be fair I'll only PLAC if the place is empty.
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10-01-2013, 03:20 PM (This post was last modified: 10-01-2013, 03:21 PM by 4WayDiablo.)
Another one night before last
   
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10-01-2013, 04:21 PM
(10-01-2013, 03:20 PM)4WayDiablo Wrote: Another one night before last

Tescos Fareham?
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#116
10-01-2013, 04:46 PM
(10-01-2013, 04:21 PM)Smiley69 Wrote:
(10-01-2013, 03:20 PM)4WayDiablo Wrote: Another one night before last

Tescos Fareham?

Havant lol. They both look the same though
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10-01-2013, 05:56 PM (This post was last modified: 10-01-2013, 05:57 PM by Jonny81191.)
My dad's 3rd attempt at parking yesterday morning. What A Fail.
   

Edit: and I fail for uploading that off my phone and getting it on it's side lol
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#118
15-01-2013, 04:26 PM
(10-01-2013, 05:56 PM)Jonny81191 Wrote: My dad's 3rd attempt at parking yesterday morning. What A Fail.


Edit: and I fail for uploading that off my phone and getting it on it's side lol

Its between the lines isnt it? lol

Saw these two today, both in the same car park, less than 20ft from each other:

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There was also a car parked almost on top of an island as i left the car park, but didnt have time to get a pic.

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#119
15-01-2013, 05:12 PM
(05-01-2013, 12:10 AM)4WayDiablo Wrote: Casually parked at 90 degree from normal
And yes it is a 52 plate hatch. Late register?

NAD's phill, use to be 2 or 3 bianca 52 NADs around here

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#120
15-01-2013, 06:23 PM
Saw this dick head at the weekend down in Milford... :Lol:

   

theres a good two to three metres gap before the curb...
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