The LAD thread!

[Tom]

I had a shit in the toilet at work that was about 8" in length and 3" in diameter. It was in the pot for 2 days as it would not flush. I had to cut into 3 with a pad saw to get rid of it.

So first off i started crying at this, this is had me in stiches f*cking what a man haha

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I was with this girl who at the time was my Mrs, and had a threesome with her and a girl mate of mine. Got to see some pretty epic lesbanism too. Fell Asleep with both of them cuddled into me.*Winning* then woke up to find 'My girl mate ' giving me a Blowjob, didn't even attempt to stop her. Then a while later went downstairs for a drink and ended up, somehow, shagging one of her girlmates... It was an epic night, and Definatley one to remember seeing as nobody found out.

Would recommend the threesome bit.

Then i read this and realised andy is the luckiest man alive lol still pissing myself from the previous bit about a massive shit haha

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I got noshed on skittles vodka and woke up to find my ex babysitter ridding me. ahh college days

I then proceeded to read this which again cracked me up!

And i just typed out tis reply laughing like a little girl.. this thread is really full of some lad win haha

[Andy]

Here's another...
As you may have seen in another thread.

Sleeping with a 19 year old who has a kid, but one particular day, I had her, then got a blower off her mum (37/38 year old Gilf) that same evening.

The urge to ask her how her daughter tasted was overwhelming.

Edit: after writing these I've realised how much of a dirty bastard I am :/

[spike2002]

3sums are win i had my ex (the one i put pics of in the old girlfriend thread) and her best mate in my bed on more than one ocasion.

[Andy]

3sums are win i had my ex (the one i put pics of in the old girlfriend thread) and her best mate in my bed on more than one ocasion.

Lad.

[kernow_joe]

went for a walk on the cliffs with an ex, nice sunny day so thought we'd have some fun, just finishing up and an old couple of ramblers walk over the hill, they quickly walked off

[Just Sean]

We had a parade this morning and one of my mates had pulled two girls and had them back in his block... This morning, with 600 troops on parade, he came out of the block with the two girls and they had to walk past all of us, Whilst all of us where whistling, whooping and clapping at them! Biggest walk of shame ever!!

[declantg]

Went for a drive with one of my ex's which then resulted in getting head while driving down the motorway.
Same girl, also had sex in a public pool and then in the changing rooms afterwards.
got towed behind a car on a board with wheels at 40 then fell off into a kerb.
once got dared to take a dump in the sea, which was a bad idea as it floated so had to swim away from it for my life!

[Just Sean]

Had sex on a golf course in the rain

[declantg]

Not really LADish but still funny.
went swimming with my mates after a few tomato sandwiches and then managed to swim out to deep, I went under and couldnt do much so started drowning. I then started laughing at the fact I was drowning which made me sink even more. This went on until I floated into the shallow end

[Midnightclub]

This thread is producing so much win..

[Andy]

This thread is producing so much win..

Yes it is.

The idea was win.

[Poodle]

There's so much i could post in here along Andy's lines, but i'm still with the girl and intend to keep it that way, so.....

I shall settle for explaining how i got my own back on an ex that screwed with my head (who, incidentally, does part-time work as a porn star). She'd always call when she didn't have anything more interesting happening or anyone to buy her drinks, I got sick of being used so took her out into town with a plan.

Got her thoroughly pissed, shagged her against the front window on the top deck of the night bus, tied to her to one of the poles because "it'll be kinky", then chucked her clothes down the stairs and got off the bus.

[Niall]

Poodle. LAD! Sure it wasn't samass you did that too?

[Andy]

Poodle you legend.

I bow down to you.

[pud11]

There's so much i could post in here along Andy's lines, but i'm still with the girl and intend to keep it that way, so.....

I shall settle for explaining how i got my own back on an ex that screwed with my head (who, incidentally, does part-time work as a porn star). She'd always call when she didn't have anything more interesting happening or anyone to buy her drinks, I got sick of being used so took her out into town with a plan.

Got her thoroughly pissed, shagged her against the front window on the top deck of the night bus, tied to her to one of the poles because "it'll be kinky", then chucked her clothes down the stairs and got off the bus.

this does not deserve to be in the LAD thread!!!








this needs an entire new one made under "TOTAL BLOKE thread"

[Andy]

Poodle is a top bloke.

Nuff said.

[kentiiboii]

Sooooo..... Went doggin with a old friend today!
What a creepy sausage fest! My friend must of been the only female there! We kept having blokes walking up to the car checking if we were f*cking. Or when she was outside having a fag they'd come and ask if we wanted to "play". After spending a hour down there with none stop disappointment and giggles. A big land rover pulled up, bonus we thought it got closer then I noticed it was a women driving. After a whole this women come up to the car... Then in this deep voice she said are you guys gonna f*ck or what..... It was a bloke dressed as a women!!!!!! 3 hours later and were still laughing now!

[Andy]

Flol... ^

You Berty Dastard you.

[Poodle]

[pud11]

so any more lad win situations to make my night in work a little more entertaining?

[Andy]

I finally slept with that 37 year old? And her daughter.

On the same day.

Sadly at different times.

I'm exhausted of ladish activity atm

I'm getting past it now.

[ash240970]

Best one was when I was on a school trip to Italy 1987(yes I know some of you weren't born then) got off with these 2 girls from another school - think they were from Halifax.
Anyway we were on the beach at night, shagging and the one of them finished me off in her mouth. We went back to the bar where the rest of our groups were and the girl who finished me off tried to grab my mates drink(think she wanted a rinse lol) so she's pleading for a drink of his bier and in the end gives in and the girls f*ck off.
So I'm telling the lads in the group what's just gone on and my mate is taking a swig of his beer when i get to the part about the girl finishing me off in her mouth then suddenly my mate sprays his beer everywhere when it dawns on him why she wanted a drink.

[Niall]

Best one was when I was on a school trip to Italy 1987(yes I know some of you weren't born then) got off with these 2 girls from another school - think they were from Halifax.
Anyway we were on the beach at night, shagging and the one of them finished me off in her mouth. We went back to the bar where the rest of our groups were and the girl who finished me off tried to grab my mates drink(think she wanted a rinse lol) so she's pleading for a drink of his bier and in the end gives in and the girls f*ck off.
So I'm telling the lads in the group what's just gone on and my mate is taking a swig of his beer when i get to the part about the girl finishing me off in her mouth then suddenly my mate sprays his beer everywhere when it dawns on him why she wanted a drink.

ATM?

[ash240970]

No - she'd just took a load of my spunk in her mouth then drank from the same glass that he was drinking from.

[Andy]

I wondered where this thread went.

Have something else to share...

Had the same bird from my last post (Younger one) round this eve for a catch up...
She casually asked what she should have to eat...
To which i replied 'A Penis'

I got a blower :-D

[spike2002]

I wondered where this thread went.

Have something else to share...

Had the same bird from my last post (Younger one) round this eve for a catch up...
She casually asked what she should have to eat...
To which i replied 'A Penis'

I got a blower :-D

Good lad

[Andy]

Ahh yeah...

Wasnt that LAD'ish really but its something that will hopefully get this thread going again.

[kentiiboii]

I think a penis is every lads answer when a girl ask what she should eat.


So defferntly very ladish!

[ash240970]

When my wife came home to find me in the kitchen blow drying my cock with her hairdryer she asked " what the f*ck are you doing?" I casually replied "warming your dinner up!"

[Eeyore]

I launched my speedboat at 5am in the morning and then 5 of us slept in it after a heavy night of drinking. Engine wouldn't start so we drifted around for a few hours. Had sex in a forest and accidentally ran my mate over at work!

Just a shit load of wakeboarding and we always try to land on the jetty so you have to time letting go of the rope just right to slow down. I got it a bit wrong, let go too late and slammed into the jetty at about 15mph legs first D: