The secrets thread

[MrsMidnight]

At least he aint shitting on people...

[Poodle]

pmsl epic!

On a similar theme:

Next time your missus goes to give you a bj, see how many times you can smack her in the face with it before she works out it's not just a reflex.

Only recommended when your pissed and the bj was probably going to go to waste anyway. (I feel i should explain that actually, although you'll probably wish i hadn't - i'm one of those that never has any trouble getting it up no matter what state i'm in, however finishing is a different matter...) With any luck she'll be pissed too and won't remember next time, works for me

Heh heh "How to ruin the moment #1"...

[Flynn]

I like the above thing, as well as the one about pissing on your girlfriend Carrying on with this theme, being 6 foot tall, most sinks are perfectly placed for me to piss into them and then wash my dick afterwards under the tap, so whenever I am out and about I normally go for a piss in the sink and then wash my dick and hands all in one go. I have been known to dry my dick underneath the hand dryer as well.

[Dan!]

I like the above thing, as well as the one about pissing on your girlfriend Carrying on with this theme, being 6 foot tall, most sinks are perfectly placed for me to piss into them and then wash my dick afterwards under the tap, so whenever I am out and about I normally go for a piss in the sink and then wash my dick and hands all in one go. I have been known to dry my dick underneath the hand dryer as well.

Hahah, how weird - I always do this aswel, thought I was the only one though! This one time I went to dry my cock and your mum was dressed up as a hand dryer, and when I put my cock near her she sucked me off and I blew my load over her fat ol' titties.


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[MrsMidnight]

!!! This is quite epic!

[THE_Liam]

I like the above thing, as well as the one about pissing on your girlfriend Carrying on with this theme, being 6 foot tall, most sinks are perfectly placed for me to piss into them and then wash my dick afterwards under the tap, so whenever I am out and about I normally go for a piss in the sink and then wash my dick and hands all in one go. I have been known to dry my dick underneath the hand dryer as well.

Hahah, how weird - I always do this aswel, thought I was the only one though! This one time I went to dry my cock and your mum was dressed up as a hand dryer, and when I put my cock near her she sucked me off and I blew my load over her fat ol' titties.


:liar:

We need a rep button!

[Flynn]

I like the above thing, as well as the one about pissing on your girlfriend Carrying on with this theme, being 6 foot tall, most sinks are perfectly placed for me to piss into them and then wash my dick afterwards under the tap, so whenever I am out and about I normally go for a piss in the sink and then wash my dick and hands all in one go. I have been known to dry my dick underneath the hand dryer as well.

Hahah, how weird - I always do this aswel, thought I was the only one though! This one time I went to dry my cock and your mum was dressed up as a hand dryer, and when I put my cock near her she sucked me off and I blew my load over her fat ol' titties.


:liar:

Haha, I can't believe you are agreeing with me for once! Haha! Edit: Oh just seen I was the victim of a cruel joke :oops: I doubt a 5 foot inbred drawf from Norfolk could even reach the sink with his cock anyhow.

[Dan!]

Haha, I can't believe you are agreeing with me for once! Haha! Edit: Oh just seen I was the victim of a cruel joke :oops: I doubt a 5 foot inbred drawf from Norfolk could even reach the sink with his cock anyhow.

Quite a spelling mistake there mate, time to bust out that incredible intellect again and start typing with your eyes open

[Connor]

Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful Ive seen dan in person (although he doesnt know it ) and he isnt anywhere near 5ft tall...

[burnmw]

Haha, I can't believe you are agreeing with me for once! Haha! Edit: Oh just seen I was the victim of a cruel joke :oops: I doubt a 5 foot inbred drawf from Norfolk could even reach the sink with his cock anyhow.

Now that's no way to talk about your mother is it?

Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful Ive seen dan in person (although he doesnt know it ) and he isnt anywhere near 5ft tall...

When you say he isn't anywhere near, how much shorter than 5ft is he?

[Flynn]

Haha, I can't believe you are agreeing with me for once! Haha! Edit: Oh just seen I was the victim of a cruel joke :oops: I doubt a 5 foot inbred drawf from Norfolk could even reach the sink with his cock anyhow.

Quite a spelling mistake there mate, time to bust out that incredible intellect again and start typing with your eyes open

Oh right genius how am I supposed to spell it then? :roll:

Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful Ive seen dan in person (although he doesnt know it ) and he isnt anywhere near 5ft tall...

Yes probably more like 3.9 foot tall or something weird.

[burnmw]

Oh right genius how am I supposed to spell it then? :roll:

Maybe correctly? Dwarf?

[Connor]

When you say he isn't anywhere near, how much shorter than 5ft is he?

About -1ft... so by my maths that makes him about 6ft...

[Scott]

Okay now guys enough with the personal abuse.

[Niall]

Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful Ive seen dan in person (although he doesnt know it ) and he isnt anywhere near 5ft tall...

I thought he was about 8ft tall??

Don't worry Flynn I do the same as you mate. I always wash my cock in your sink after I'm finished. Even use your towel to dry it and wipe of the bits I missed.

[Fooby]

guys, stop trolling Flynn.

I dont like the fact i have to get involved, I thought you all had common sense.

Have some banter, but dont to OTT for no obvious reason

[Connor]

He started it *Humffff*

[Fooby]

no he didnt?

[Connor]

Originally he did...

[Fooby]

originally doesnt count over here.

Clean sheets for everyone

[THE_Liam]

To be fair, he'll get himself banned before long, doesn't need any provocation.

[Dan!]

I tried giving him a clean sheet when he joined up on here. It didnt last long before his 'clean sheet' looked like rugby players top after a full game, in the middle of winter.