It's the end of the world....

[samass]

Probably not....?

[puglove]

Then i dont wona know! That kabab cost me £7 i dont want to have to spend another £7

[samass]

Your loss dude...

[CJ_Derv]

Hahaha this forum never fails to make me piss myself haha

[Matt]

Whatsapp combo was epic hahaha. And cj please never become a zombie. You'd be one of those hench boss man zombies in resident evil

[Jonny b]

Meh f*ck weapons give a few crates of Stella!! We all know zombies don't drink!! And I'll head butt the shit out em one by one!! Ooh ooh can I turn one of my dogs into a zombie dog? Always wanted one of them

[Matt]

If its kept in a cage sure. f*ck getting ravished by a zombie dog

[samass]

Why would you want a zombie doggy?? And you lots call me weird...

[Jonny b]

Actually can I have 2, my 2 boys that would do!!!

And Sam why wouldn't you want zombie dogs?

On a plus note it would save on dog food these f*ckers eat a 30 kg a week, and I don't think my man would deliver in the event of a zombie apocolypse

[samass]

But they won't remember you, they'll just see you as a big old bag of beef jerky!

[Jonny b]

Didn't you see the true story Shaun of the dead!!!!

He kept his mate at the end, he is still sat in the shed playing ps2!! Fact

They might try and have the occasional nibble but hey ho it's worth it

[samass]

Hmm. Good point. Ok, you can bring your zombie dogs to my country retreat

[Jonny b]

Many thanks!! got to have zombie dogs to guard the tomato plants as zombies don't like tomatoes! They could feed on the pesky human scum that try to steal them

[samass]

You have balls, I like balls...

[Jonny b]

I have chocolate salty balls!!!

[Andy]

[samass]

You love my spam.

[Matt]

I'd happily spend my zombie days locked in a shed playing ps2. I mean.... That's what I do anyway....

[Curt]

So watching Shaun of the Dead right now.

[samass]

And you wouldnt lose any intelligence either!

[Matt]

Exactly!! Can't get any more stooopid.

[Jonny b]

I best get my tinfoil hat out that way the zombies won't be able to detect my awesome brainpower

[samass]

Haha silly old man, getting zombies mixed up with aliens!

[Matt]

They like shiny things. You'd be f*cked with a tinfoil hat

[Jonny b]

Oi it works for all brain detection!!

Whether zombies or aliens duh!!!

Don't you know nufink?

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They like shiny things. You'd be f*cked with a tinfoil hat

Tut tut matts showing his brainpower again that's magpies!!! Retard

[samass]

All zombies do is smell and hear tho, they can't think!

[Jonny b]

But they eat brains the tin foil stops them smelling the brain

[Andy]

The Plan

[samass]

But they eat brains the tin foil stops them smelling the brain

That's why you stop showering and cover yourself in zombie innards

[Jonny b]

The only thing I would cover myself in is chocolate sauce!! But then I don't know who I would be in danger from most!! Samass or the zombies