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The LAD thread!
#61
I don't see how any of that makes you a lad, just a bit of a mong... Hmm The sex in the forest is almost there, try harder!

And Andy, what the hell man, only in Weston...

Went to a mates wedding the other day with the missus, saw some old college friends i haven't seen in years, including one hottie i never got it together with. I told her she looked stonking and asked if she's up for a three-some, but hottie says she's now married. Undeterred, I gave her my number anyway and suggested she looks into swinging. Charli (my missus, who had been sat beside me at this point) wasn't hugely impressed tbf...
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#62
Haha

You sir are a god.
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#63
Epic thread revival BUT

The Milkman.

LAD.
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(02-12-2012, 08:54 PM)Jonny81191 Wrote: Epic thread revival BUT

The Milkman.

LAD.

This ^^
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in. Wink
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#65
Word. And he doesn't even remember it...
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#66
Yep definitely. And I also think 4 way is a lad for putting up!
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(02-12-2012, 09:07 PM)Niall Wrote: Yep definitely. And I also think 4 way is a lad for putting *out!*

EFA
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#68
Can I call a halt on The milkman getting "lad" status just yet...

How that evening should have gone.
The 2 birds me and grant were having a great time with wanted some fun but obv I didn't want to bring a lady back with Sam in the same hotel room
And grant just the same. He didn't want that with the milkman there haha

So what should have happened is milkman went off with Sam to ours and me and grant taken the other two birds back to premier and smashed the shit out of them
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#69
lmao
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#70
phil get off your high horse. no one would even dream of sleeping with you with that haircut. Not even sam




Yes i went there!
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#71
Well this poor mug did haha and I saw your eyes most of the weekend... I know you wanted more of me :-P
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#72
i didnt need you. I had matt and grant and dumdum to deal with!
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#73
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100% Lad for this!
(16-05-2016, 10:45 AM)Toms306 Wrote: Oh I don't care about the stripped threads lol, that's easily solved by hammering the bolt in. Wink
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(12-08-2012, 01:18 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: a full chilli boerewors,

ORLY - where can you buy this? South African Delicacy Itwasntme
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(02-12-2012, 10:20 PM)Ruan Wrote: [Image: attachment.php?thumbnail=3723]

100% Lad for this!

It was a special moment Smile

(03-12-2012, 04:40 AM)C2K Wrote:
(12-08-2012, 01:18 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: a full chilli boerewors,

ORLY - where can you buy this? South African Delicacy Itwasntme

My dads mate is a butcher, he makes it. SLG Wholesale Meats in Leeds Wink
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#76
Two words.


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Now that made my weekend special and definatley worth of lad points.
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#77
That volvo played an amaZing part in the weekend
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#78
To be fair guys I'm still saying nothing happene on the basis that I couldn't remember a thing!!
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#79
Rofl

That just makes it even better! You looked so hanging the next morning, can't say i'm surprised lol.

Ovlov was hilarious, "CLOSE THE f*cking DOOR!". lol
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#80
"you're letting all the expensive out!" lol
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#81
Thought I'd join in on this, was @ centre parcs with the family n was doin the usual rapid run they hav in the pool wen a women nxt 2 me bumped into me n her top got caught on my shorts Wink went down the rest of the rapids with her topless Big Grin gav it back 2 her n she was so embarrassed lol went down the rapids again n this time she was waiting 4 me @ the bottom Big Grin lol then we started getin it on in the lazy river n the nxt thing I kno thers a lifeguard telling us 2 stop doin that in the pool n that the changing rooms r a better place 2 do that, soooo then got kicked out of the changing rooms 4 makin 2 much noise Wink lol then spent the rest of my holiday getin it on in as meny places as posible, hot tub, on a boat, in the forest, on the golf course, blowie in a restaurant n anywhere els where we shodnt lol
On another story, was living with my ex n her mum, I was sat with her 1 side n her mum the other, we were in the mood 4 playin around, she started givin me a classic hand job Big Grin nxt thing I kno she had flopped out my beast Wink lol n started givin me a blowie with her mum still asleep sat nxt 2 me, wat a buzz lol
I kno it's not as good as all of u lot but as my brother puts it, I'm a pussy wen it comes 2 pussy lmao
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(03-12-2012, 09:52 AM)Poodle Wrote: Ovlov was hilarious, "CLOSE THE f*cking DOOR!". lol

^this.

That volvo made the weekend lol
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#83
Any more LADish behavior then guys?

I love reading this crap!
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#84
sleeping with my managers daughter, climbing out of the window and into my car i had hidden around the corner when he came home Big Grin
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#85
Nice!! Haven't done anything like that but when I used to work at Matalan (before I got banned and sacked) I went to my Managers house for a few drinks (She was a really hot ginger) She was telling me how she makes money from being a dominatrix and lesbian porn.

I was then shown all the videos and pictures.
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#86
ha! i know where im going next time im in weston area
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#87
Went out on the piss one night over Xmas with my lass, got home totally smashed and decided to bend her over the bonnet of the beigemobile seeing as it's still sat in the drive. I'm getting to the point of no return and my neighbour sticks his head out of the window, it went a little bit like this...

"What the f*ck are you doing?!?!"

"CUMMING!!! NOW F*CK OFF, I'M BUSY!"

He hates me, partially because of the half-dismantled 306 in the drive, partially because of the sex show...
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(08-01-2013, 10:44 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: Went out on the piss one night over Xmas with my lass, got home totally smashed and decided to bend her over the bonnet of the beigemobile seeing as it's still sat in the drive. I'm getting to the point of no return and my neighbour sticks his head out of the window, it went a little bit like this...

"What the f*ck are you doing?!?!"

"CUMMING!!! NOW F*CK OFF, I'M BUSY!"

He hates me, partially because of the half-dismantled 306 in the drive, partially because of the sex show...

hahaha, repped
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#89
FLOL lmao

Subtlety is your strong point then Liam?
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(08-01-2013, 10:49 PM)Jonny81191 Wrote: FLOL lmao

Subtlety is your strong point then Liam?

You've met me now, you should know I'm as subtle as a sledghammer to the face Wink
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