Embarrassing Stories

[Niall]

ok so i was in bed with the missus one morning when she decides that she wants to tie me to the bed. Didn't bother me! Heard a car pull up outside and beep but thought nothing of it. Then hear someone coming up the stairs....again, think nothing of it. Probably just her brother going to his room so we carry on. Then a knock on the door. As soon as i looked into her eyes, i knew exactly what she was going to do...she panics for a few seconds, then just shouts 'come in" as she leaps off me barely leaving me with enough covers to cover my crotch. Her mum walks in to find me tied to the bed barely covered up to tell the missus that her driving instructor is outside. Breakfast that morning was awkward.