Single life.

[InkedMuttley]

Yep that's my problem too mate people always tell me to treat em mean and keep em keen etc and I just can't do it. The bird in question I've known for over a year now and where as I usually get stuck in the friend zone I can't say I've seen her often enough to be just a friend but she's lovely down to earth not full of herself etc and by god does she scrub up well!

I did once make the drunken mistake of giving her a hug (we were both FUBAR) and grabbing her tit.

Procta seriously 5'3"? My f*cking shoe's bigger than that lmao!