bare jokes fam

[impotentials]

So there is a man on his death bed lying there with his wife beside him.
He says, before I die my wife, I must clear my conscience.
I slept with your sister.
that's ok she says.
that's not all, I also slept with your best friend.
Don't worry she says.
I must tell you he says, it doesn't end there, I'm so sorry but I also slept with your mum.
Don't worry she replies.
He asks. Why are you being so forgiving?
she finish's with.
because i poisoned you!

Come on then, I started with a crap joke, what you got?