ROADKILL

[THE_Liam]

Hit a pigeon on the A1, poor fucker exploded in a shower of feathers, hopefully dead before it felt anything though. Then suddenly this woman starts flashing her lights and signalling me to pull over, so I did thinking something was damaged or falling off. Pulled over and got out and she pulled up in front of me, then I noticed the PETA sticker on the back. Spend 5 minutes screaming at me and crying! I just told her to f*ck off back to the hospital before her carers found out she was gone.