Best house warming present ever

[C.A.R.]

Blank envelope (obviously with your address and the senders address) on it, no contents but a printed DVD porno.

It took me about a week of trying to convince the Mrs I wasn't some sort of Milf perv (convince, hehe). Fortunately I found some other people online who had also received DVDs out of the blue, you can read about it here -

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/show...1373048392

And as you say, nobody buys pR0n anymore. Not anybody with an internet connection that is.