Christmas Meet chat thread

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Premier Inn I hear you say? Why certainly:

"Welcome back Mr. Stone, is this visit business or pleasure?"

[I]"Both, ill take the suite please, better stock the mini bar too, thanks. Incidentally my good man, what flavours of sexual lubricant are you able to provide? And how strong are the headboards in this fine establishment? Would you say they could take the weight of, oh, for arguments sake, a fully-grown man? As I have a couple of friends, Chris and Liam coming over and.. well, they like to get busy, they pay me in car parts to be the camera man Thanks awfully!"[/I

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