ROADKILL

[kentiiboii]

End of shooting season a few pheasants ran across the road, me n the mrs in her NAD...as I didnt care about the NAD and knew I would hit at least one and there was a car behind, I just kept my foot flat on the go pedal...
60mph, clipped pheasant on nearside...

Clears 6 foot stone wall!!! Goal!

I hit an owl. Took its' head clean off its' shoulders.

Driving at night, see this terracotta coloured object in the road and immediately think it's a housebrick so position the car directly over it so I miss it.

Only little fella stuck his head up at the last minute.

Im in tears just imagining these things!!! Hahahahhahahaa

I was in my 1.4 and a dog ran out from behind a van. Literally had the distance of the van to stop in the rain.
Never seen a dog do so many back flips! Luckily it got up and I took it home.
Bloke asked me if id like to keep it and they're struggling to re home it.
Shame id just bought a puppy few days before hand.