11-02-2014, 11:23 AM
Righto, this f*cker of a 'celebration' is only a few days away now.
Who's completely forgotten?
My Mrs up to last night was of the entirely sane and sensible opinion that it's a means of extracting money from the stupid and that it's not a special date at all - all the restaraunts will just rake it in.
Only now I think she wants to go for dinner. I could probably afford a McDonalds or stretch to a KFC if we both had a box meal (there's a joke in here somewhere).
And I need a card yet. And a present. Why the f*ck do we need to get them a present to show them how much we love them? Surely, please correct me if I'm wrong women, providing for them 365 days a year 24/7 and ensuring their eternal happiness is kept within its' delicate balance is showing your love enough?!
I must be going mad. Maybe she would like those crotchless panties from Ann Summers. Mmmm. But then that's pointless, cos they'll be really cheap in a weeks' time.
I dunno, this date always seemed much easier when we were all back in school. There was just the possibility that you might get a card during the day and you didn't need to do anything in return. And the whole idea was of course that you didn't really know for certain who your valentine was.
What's the point in asking if she'll "be my valentine" when I've already bloody asked her if she'll be my wife? Surely a pissing valentine pales into insignificance what with the arrival of a sodding expensive ring?
Rant over.
What are your plans this coming Friday?
Who's completely forgotten?
My Mrs up to last night was of the entirely sane and sensible opinion that it's a means of extracting money from the stupid and that it's not a special date at all - all the restaraunts will just rake it in.
Only now I think she wants to go for dinner. I could probably afford a McDonalds or stretch to a KFC if we both had a box meal (there's a joke in here somewhere).
And I need a card yet. And a present. Why the f*ck do we need to get them a present to show them how much we love them? Surely, please correct me if I'm wrong women, providing for them 365 days a year 24/7 and ensuring their eternal happiness is kept within its' delicate balance is showing your love enough?!
I must be going mad. Maybe she would like those crotchless panties from Ann Summers. Mmmm. But then that's pointless, cos they'll be really cheap in a weeks' time.
I dunno, this date always seemed much easier when we were all back in school. There was just the possibility that you might get a card during the day and you didn't need to do anything in return. And the whole idea was of course that you didn't really know for certain who your valentine was.
What's the point in asking if she'll "be my valentine" when I've already bloody asked her if she'll be my wife? Surely a pissing valentine pales into insignificance what with the arrival of a sodding expensive ring?
Rant over.
What are your plans this coming Friday?
Disclaimer: The above is not to be taken to heart and is probably a joke, grow up you big girl.
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