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Nowt like getting paid to drop a log Tom

This! nowt like being paid for anything you could/should do in your own time. Bank holiday shits are A-Mazing! £35/ph so if you take the paper and can stretch it to 15mins thats almost a tenner just to curl out an otter

Nowt like getting paid to drop a log Tom

Don't you get embarrassed by any smell/residue left though? And the fact that everyone knows if you're away from your desk for 5 minutes you're clearly having a shit.

I dunno, maybe I'm just odd lol. I get embarrassed going for a shit in my own house if theres other people home at the time....

Nah, its not really a place where your at a desk or any one place for any length of time so you could slope off but TBH people are far too open, its not uncommon for people to actually announce it.

My boss panics too much, he was trying to chase one of my collegues via the raido one day and was asking them it they were free, they said they weren't but he asked where they were and the answer came back, "1st floor gents, having a shit". boss was speechless, f*cking hilarious.