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Help me - adamm306 - 08-09-2013
I am at work today and i just went to use the disabled toilet as the mens one is out of use...
there was a huge turd in the bog with no toilet roll
the worst thing about it is i am the only bloke in work today...
I actually feel ill help me lol
RE: Help me - Piggy - 08-09-2013
RE: Help me - ozonehostile - 08-09-2013
hahaha, where do you work that has such classy employees?
RE: Help me - adamm306 - 08-09-2013
(08-09-2013, 12:47 PM)ozonehostile Wrote: hahaha, where do you work that has such classy employees?
a call centre matie, get all sorts of weirdos from all walks of life here...
RE: Help me - Toms306 - 08-09-2013
Pfft, don't whinge, it woulda been a lot worse if you'd followed me in there...
RE: Help me - lolsteve - 08-09-2013
Would have been worse if samass followed you in there
RE: Help me - THE_Liam - 10-09-2013
(08-09-2013, 12:50 PM)adamm306 Wrote:(08-09-2013, 12:47 PM)ozonehostile Wrote: hahaha, where do you work that has such classy employees?
a call centre matie, get all sorts of weirdos from all walks of life here...
This is very true. We tend to find cubicles with the floor/toilet seat covered in piss.
THERE'S A URINAL FOR A REASON!
I just want to put a sign up saying "If your dicks so small you can't reach the bowl, sit down like the woman you are"
RE: Help me - Kimmie - 10-09-2013
I've heard of offices putting a fly in the middle of the urinal so the men have something to aim at....rather than the floor!
RE: Help me - Poodle - 10-09-2013
I know exactly what you need bud - a nice big, bouncy pair of balls.
RE: Help me - Pete - 10-09-2013
Building site portaloo's are always fun aswell.
RE: Help me - Dum-Dum - 10-09-2013
We have a great game at work, we have 3 buildings, one of the workers, one for the suits and one for the management and everyone plays the game of going and shitting in the bogs in somebody elses building so they don't stink out their own.
Dosen't sound as hilarious when you write it like that.
RE: Help me - c.gerrard - 10-09-2013
I was once at a water theme park in Switzerland, went for a piss at the urinal and guess what was there....
Literally, the biggest shit I have ever seen in a URINAL!!!
Dirty Swiss f*ckers.
RE: Help me - Toms306 - 10-09-2013
I don't see why people leave such a mess tbh, they wouldn't do it at home ffs!
I also don't see how anyone can go for a shit at work casually though, I'd be too embarrassed! Happened twice to me at work where I literally had no choice but to go there (usually I'd leave and get home asap)....and other people went in after me both times. Awkwardness levels hit the roof.
Re: Help me - THE_Liam - 10-09-2013
Nowt like getting paid to drop a log Tom
RE: Help me - Toms306 - 10-09-2013
(10-09-2013, 06:05 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: Nowt like getting paid to drop a log Tom
Don't you get embarrassed by any smell/residue left though? And the fact that everyone knows if you're away from your desk for 5 minutes you're clearly having a shit.
I dunno, maybe I'm just odd lol. I get embarrassed going for a shit in my own house if theres other people home at the time....
RE: Help me - Dum-Dum - 10-09-2013
(10-09-2013, 06:05 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: Nowt like getting paid to drop a log TomThis! nowt like being paid for anything you could/should do in your own time. Bank holiday shits are A-Mazing! £35/ph so if you take the paper and can stretch it to 15mins thats almost a tenner just to curl out an otter
(10-09-2013, 06:07 PM)Toms306 Wrote:Nah, its not really a place where your at a desk or any one place for any length of time so you could slope off but TBH people are far too open, its not uncommon for people to actually announce it.(10-09-2013, 06:05 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: Nowt like getting paid to drop a log Tom
Don't you get embarrassed by any smell/residue left though? And the fact that everyone knows if you're away from your desk for 5 minutes you're clearly having a shit.
I dunno, maybe I'm just odd lol. I get embarrassed going for a shit in my own house if theres other people home at the time....
My boss panics too much, he was trying to chase one of my collegues via the raido one day and was asking them it they were free, they said they weren't but he asked where they were and the answer came back, "1st floor gents, having a shit". boss was speechless, f*cking hilarious.
Re: RE: Help me - THE_Liam - 10-09-2013
(10-09-2013, 06:07 PM)Toms306 Wrote:(10-09-2013, 06:05 PM)THE_Liam Wrote: Nowt like getting paid to drop a log Tom
Don't you get embarrassed by any smell/residue left though? And the fact that everyone knows if you're away from your desk for 5 minutes you're clearly having a shit.
I dunno, maybe I'm just odd lol. I get embarrassed going for a shit in my own house if theres other people home at the time....
Not really. I'm well known for standing up and announcing it.
"Anyone got the Metro? Food baby's due"
RE: Help me - Toms306 - 10-09-2013
Oh ok then!
And be careful mentioning metro, Procta will be waiting in the loo for you...