The XRdt is up for grabs.

[Toby]

Where have you been for the last 20 years toby?

Hiding in my secret bunker, nestled deep in the French Alps, plotting my eventual return to the world of French cars. However, I was out buying a baguette and a string of onions for my Sunday lunch, when I was approached by a small man called Takiyo Motishoni. He told me about cars that were not French. At first I did not believe him, but he abducted me and took me to Japan, where I saw many great things. After several months I managed to escape by hotwiring Takiyo's Mazda, and crept aboard a cargo ship going to America. Arriving safely, I spend several months touring the states finding cheap strip clubs and low price food, but then I run out of money. At this stage, I begin selling myself on the street for sexual favours, although I don't make much money. After being abused by many truckers, I stumble onto a ship bound for Dover, still with the Mazda. I reach the white cliffs and praise Jebus that I made it this far, fire up the Mazda and drive to London. It is at this moment that I realise one simple truth, Japanese cars are more reliable than those made by the cheese eating surrender monkeys. I keep the Mazda, and cherish it, like an infant child. But then I remember, there was a forum! Something about an owners club. I search through my history, sifting through mountains of pornography, and find this website. I login, and see Captain Crayola, Sargeant Ginger, and the gang. And that pretty much leads us to now, if you've read this far then clearly you're as bored as I am.