09-02-2012, 11:45 PM
haha cheers guys! Yeh toilet related accidents / almost accidents are hilarious!
On another note... when I was in China me and my mate both broke towel rails by pulling towels off them :/
When I was in Japan me and the same mate actually... well... we pressed all the buttons on the toilet! Very funny results!
And the biggest story of them all... I was part of a school exchange at a school in India... Every morning id brush my teeth and see water running out of the tanks into the sink basin but then... no plumbing from the bottom of the sink... just straight onto the tiled floor. Now when you tile a bathroom you use tiles to walk on.... like grippy ones... not ones to go on the wall. For some reason indian builders... infact im going to call them cobblers... had put the same tiles on the floor as on the wall... the white cheapo ones which are obviously slippy when wet.... so....
One evening... I came out of the shower.... (boost came on ;D) and i slipped over on the floor... ouch you think... well what made it worse was that to stop myself falling i only went and grabbed a sink.... which came off the wall.... and broke in half on the tiled floor... which was also cracked to smitherines!!!
But oh no! This story aint over folks! As I got up a small indian boy came out of a squat loo and i asked... "what should i do?" and no word of a lie his reply was... "I think the best thing you can do is run!". f*cking LOL! He then promptly ran away and I tried put the two pieces of sink back together and put them back onto the sink bracket lol.
The next day I walked past a meeting where they were trying to work out who had smashed up their bathroom! I tried to explain but because im english they didnt understand
WIN!
On another note... when I was in China me and my mate both broke towel rails by pulling towels off them :/
When I was in Japan me and the same mate actually... well... we pressed all the buttons on the toilet! Very funny results!
And the biggest story of them all... I was part of a school exchange at a school in India... Every morning id brush my teeth and see water running out of the tanks into the sink basin but then... no plumbing from the bottom of the sink... just straight onto the tiled floor. Now when you tile a bathroom you use tiles to walk on.... like grippy ones... not ones to go on the wall. For some reason indian builders... infact im going to call them cobblers... had put the same tiles on the floor as on the wall... the white cheapo ones which are obviously slippy when wet.... so....
One evening... I came out of the shower.... (boost came on ;D) and i slipped over on the floor... ouch you think... well what made it worse was that to stop myself falling i only went and grabbed a sink.... which came off the wall.... and broke in half on the tiled floor... which was also cracked to smitherines!!!
But oh no! This story aint over folks! As I got up a small indian boy came out of a squat loo and i asked... "what should i do?" and no word of a lie his reply was... "I think the best thing you can do is run!". f*cking LOL! He then promptly ran away and I tried put the two pieces of sink back together and put them back onto the sink bracket lol.
The next day I walked past a meeting where they were trying to work out who had smashed up their bathroom! I tried to explain but because im english they didnt understand
WIN!