09-02-2012, 09:53 PM
Jonny b Wrote:SRowell Wrote:Ha ha but your happy to shake hands with the hand you wipe your arse with lol
how do you know i use my right hand? I didnt leave it covered in shit again did I? Mate i am not bothered after going to india where they dont have bog roll and they use their hands instead!
Ha ha I don't know but a guess would say your right handed!! As most are! As for the India thing I know it's bad ain't it ha ha[/quote]
yeh. Like when i first got there i thought trying to piss in the train toilet was aweful... which was actually a tiny piss soaked room with a hole in the floor where you could see the track whizzing past beneath... and then combine not trying to touch walls with trying to piss in a 3/4 foot wide hole whilst the train is rocking from side to side... and the smell!
and then.... squat loos... they are the worst... like it didnt happen to me but what if you go to crap but you havent got your trousers down enough! you just end up shitting in your pants! and then... there is always the feeling that youre going to fall over backwards into your own crap and tbh everyone elses in most of them!
Still the worst i have seen is the raz toilets in liverpool... night out needed to go and i almost vomited when i saw the state of them... they are those metal ones with the wooden bricks either side lol. not using those! Not sure the cubicles had any doors left either! So that was the worst... the music festival ones are dire too....
but the most unexpected was the disneyland toilets... all were full apart from one at the end so i went to see and someone had had a shit on the floor... wtf!?!?!
oh and i broke a flush panel in geneva... it was stuck on with old cellotape and when i pressed it it fell off and clattered... this is a foot by a foot wide flush panel so it made quite a noise... so not only did i leave it in the loo... i also came out to a maccies restaurant full of poeple looking my way lol. If anyone goes to geneva and comes across it... i apologise!